HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SCARY MOVIE?

[capemods]

[If you're looking directly at a still-functioning zombie, you'll see it twitch as pale blue sparks flash over it, then collapse to the ground as it goes limp. All the dead bodies then vanish in a bright flash, much like the ones that people get dePorted in. After they're gone, the comms will crackle to life as they've been tending to lately, and the following post will be played.]

When toys are broken, I expect them to stay locked away. This is what happens when you take someone's things without asking.

I hope the pawns have learned from this. I do so hate cleaning up after you.

[All undead officers of the law or non-powered citizens have now been disabled and ported out. Infected heroes are, however, still infected, and will have to be killed in order to respawn.]

Comments

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should hide your toys better.

Or not allow them to get broken.

[capemods]

It's hardly my fault if one of you knows how to lockpick.

Voice;

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

So the zombies weren't your fault.

But who the hell killed all the officers in the first place?!

[capemods]

The undead, no.

They were, shall we say, victims of science.

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

So you weren't the one behind the zombies. Were you the one who made the police vanish in the first place?

[capemods]

Oh, little pawn. That would be telling.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

NO, DAMMIT!

I WASN'T DONE KILLING ZOMBIES YET! GIVE 'EM BAAAAAAAACK! GIMME BACK DA ZOMBIES!

[capemods]

Find your own, then. The contagious ones didn't come with a warning.

voice

[invincigirl.livejournal.com]

Wait, does that mean it was... someone else who was responsible for the zombies?

[capemods]

One of you heros wanted some help and failed to specify. Such an apt replica of the entire situation.

[deadelfwalking.livejournal.com]

Damn, just as I was enjoying myself.

[deadelfwalking.livejournal.com]

[in sudden enraged realization; shakes his communicator as if that will somehow help] Wait -- are you the master of this domain? Who are you? Why have you taken us?!

[meowminx]

Thanks so much.

[capemods]

If you want to be really convincing, you could send a card.

[voice]

[no3laws.livejournal.com]

People aren't your toys.

[capemods]

Not while they can move on their own, obviously!

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

Yes, the pawns have learned that you're still absolutely loony.

[capemods]

Always so rude, little figment. It will get you nowhere.

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there someone in charge before you?

[the following is just a playing of the audio clip from the Lion King] 8|

[capemods]

Long live the king.

permatext

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

Could you be more condescending

[aaaalllsssoooo tentatively trying to poke around grinbitch's digital imprint on the network]

ENCRYPTED | lskjdflka WTF IS MY HIATUS DAMN YOU KID

[out-of-beta.livejournal.com]

CAREFUL_

[2/trowa/voice]

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

[so so very coldly]

You should have done that sooner.

[capemods]

I thought you'd be able to take care of it.

[liverletdie]

Technically, wouldn't it have been us cleaning up after someone else?

[capemods]

If you had succeeded, yes.

voice

[badhorsefan.livejournal.com]

So wait, you made the zombies?

[capemods]

[BUZZER NOISE] So sorry, that was your last guess. Please try again next time!

[dickgunshoe.livejournal.com]

Would it be possible for me to request that you show up on a larger screen?

[capemods]

It would be possible to request it, yes.

[sway-over-time.livejournal.com]

What the hell is this?!

[capemods]

Oh, what a question.

[hope-damnit.livejournal.com]

So this was an accident?

Forgive me; I am new, and I'm uncertain of the core reasoning to this.

[capemods]

It was an accident, and not my doing. For once, as I'm sure the more experienced heros will tell you at length. Whether it would be correct or not.

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Can yous make the zombies come back? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease.

[capemods]

No.

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Such dangerous toys! Maybe you should leave them somewhere less accessible.

Why did you even keep them around?!

[capemods]

I don't. They were safely tucked away, and some little hero decided to root them out.