log 26 [video]

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

[the camera is shaky, obviously being handled by someone who isn't familiar with it. the Supreme One looks annoyed.]

You idiot you're holding it the wrong way. Just...stand next to me. Put it down. Put it down. Comprende?

[the feed continues to shake and the Supreme One approaches it, setting it down somewhere stationary. she heads back to where she was originally standing. she looks different, her outfit has definitely changed and there's that hideous skunk hairdo of hers. her cabana boy stands next to her, for show, of course. take heed that he's wearing some sort of collar that looks pretty unstable. she made it out of random shit she found in the apartment.]

Well hello City, it looks like you picked up the wrong woman and plopped her in the wrong dimension. Now, I'm all-too-familiar with time travel and dimensional rifts and yadda yadda yadda, but honestly, that's only okay if I do it. You know, me, the Supreme One.

[she glares, but continues, putting on some sort of sugary, commercial-esque voice along with a smile. bipolar? why yes.]

However, if you brought me here because your world is in desperate need of a ruler, then you've come to the right place. I successfully have taken over the world in my dimension, and I'll be happy if you sold your entire being over to me. And if you refuse, weeeell, guess I'll have to do things the hard way now, won't I?

[a laugh, and she holds up a monkey idol body*]

Now, I found this lying around in some kind of museum. I never thought there would be duplicates, but if you do choose to go the hard way, well then...

I'll just have fun taking over the world a second time. Talk to you soon, City.

[she jabs her cabana boy in the rib to turn the feed off. he approaches it aaaaand...the feed ends.]

*ooc: yeah, it's not part of the real Tempus Simia, since it can't exist here. Shego only thinks it is.
(and remember, her feed is still untraceable I just...haven't been putting that in her comm posts recently.)

Comments

[Voice]

[ascending_angel]

Do you really think trying to take over a whole world of superheroes is a good idea...? I saw someone try to do that before and he kinda got melted from what I heard.

[Voice]

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

See? There's the problem. The person who you knew was a he.

Voice;

[idateforsupper]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

Voice;

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

As a heart attack.

voice

[failsatswimming.livejournal.com]

[There's a very long pause as he takes the post in in. Then...]

...You really piss me off!

voice

[notadartboard]

Oi. Luffy.

voice

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Aaaaand I don't care.

Voice;

[lady-buckethead.livejournal.com]

Uhm, hi Shego.

Voice;

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

And who are you?

[voice]

[notadartboard]

I have to agree with my captain. As much as I appreciate a woman's beauty, I don't much approve of just waltzing in here and declaring yourself empress or whatnot.

[voice]

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Not empress: The Supreme Ruler of the World.

I'm just taking what can and shall be mine. [a laugh] After all, I am the ruler of one world.

This place is no different.

[blankdemand.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that'll work.

Because I'm certain waving a porcelain doll worked for everyone whose tried to take over this world?

[His attempt at humor...]

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

One: not porcelain.

And two: Mmmmmyeah, it kinda did.

[comment not here]

[grey1911.livejournal.com]

Curse Shego and her untraceable posts.

This development is going to complicate his investigation.

[comment not here]

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Muahahahaha. >3

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[osreborn]

[ Angry & exasperated. ]

What is this?

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[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Just an announcement of my takeover.

voice

[antiduality.livejournal.com]

How'd ya take over the world the first time, baby?

voice

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Same way as I plan on taking over this one.

[flowersnotboys.livejournal.com]

[She is terribly amused.]

...Supreme One.

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Is there an echo in here?

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is gonna be an ass-ton'a fun.

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

That's one big ass.

[Voice]

[prettymorlock]

Takeovers usually end really badly for the idiot trying to be in charge of everything.

[Voice]

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Good thing I'm not an idiot.

permavoice

[boogaroos.livejournal.com]

Is it jus' me or your hair got a lot more... shinier? Or is that grey? Can't tell.

Must've taken you a while to rule the world back in your dimension. You got grandkids too? Bet they're cute little snots.

[Oh Booga...]

permavoice as well~

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GAWD BOOGA SHE IS NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HER AGING HAIR]

It didn't take me long at all.

And no, I don't have kids. Never.