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[la-belette.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Weaz, what are you doing? Why are you wearing an old man's bald wig? Why are you wearing obvious 'old person' make up? Why dear god why are you wearing a false mustache and goatee that make you look like Colonel fucking Sanders? And, above all else, why are you still wearing a t-shirt with this logo on it?]

Oh help. Assistance! I'm an old, old man and I can't remember anything that's happened to me! Oh, woe. Alackaday. I'm going to wear onions on my belt and talk about the Great War!

Somebody pass me the Geritol.

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[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

weasel, you are basically giving me the motivation, as well as the means, to shove you down a flight of stairs

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

...I thought we were buddies.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

we are

but you dress up as an old dude-lady

that's just begging for some old infomercial action

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Nice shirt.

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

Threadless.

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

What, like, it's plastic?

[antiduality.livejournal.com]

[CRACKING THE FUCK UP]

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

[SAAAAAAAAAA-lute!]

[antiduality.livejournal.com]

Reminds me a' my grampa, he was SOOOO upset when he found gramma all dead an' bleedin' out at th' bottom of those stairs!

[liverletdie]

Do you really think you're clever?

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

...Maybe?

[liverletdie]

I'll give you a hint.

You're not.

[voice]

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

[She tries to say something, really, but the mustache and goatee are making her laugh so hard.]

[voice]

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

Hey baby.

Wanna mustache ride?

[voice]

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

That is just heinous on so many levels.

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[superspeedbjs]

[Raises eyebrows. Look, Weaz, it's a hooker. with powers. and not much of a shirt, judging by how close she is to being out of it.]

Either you're insane or your doing this for shits. Heh.

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[la-belette.livejournal.com]

[Yello! That'sa spicy meat-a-ball!]

Doin' it for the ol' shits and giggles, mainly. I find solace in my mocking the put-upon.

How you doin' there, dollface? I'm Weasel. You new in town?

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[superspeedbjs]

Color me not surprised.

And yeah, I'm new. Call me [mumble] or the Pro, doesn't matter which.

[voice]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I'll help you! And in return you gotta give me your secret blend of herbs and spices.

[voice]

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

Salt, pepper, cumin, oregano, dried parsley, garlic, and a heaping dose of MSG.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

[That's Deadpool's comm, but...]

Stop dicking around.

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

..................the fuck.

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[superxgrlfriend.livejournal.com]

You make a fabulous elderly person, I must say.

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[la-belette.livejournal.com]

I have been time swapped, the 'Porter has robbed me of my youth.

But you're making my pants feel younger.

[take-theride.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, you are fucking useless.