capeandcowl | The Tale of the Princess Out of Reach [video; anon by proxy]

The Tale of the Princess Out of Reach [video; anon by proxy]

[A blank wall. Or a backdrop. Suddenly, the shadow of a girl with a jaunty ponytail, wearing a short skirt and puff-sleeve blouse, marches into view.]

Extra! Extra!

[And now there are three of them on stage. The complete Kashira Players troupe. The one with the giant hair bow, A-ko, is dressed as a princess and high above the other two, leaning out of a window.]

Oh, won't someone let me out of this tower?

[B-ko, the one with braided pigtails, is dressed as a prince with crown and poofy pants and all. She forms a heroic pose.]

Never fear! I shall use my enchanted rope to reach the top of the tower and set you free!

[And the familiar shadow with the ponytail, C-ko, steps forward as a cackling hunchback witch. She holds up a piece of rope.]

No, you won't! For I have stolen your rope!

[Princess A-ko clasps her hands.]

Oh no!

[B-ko resumes her princely stance.]

Never fear! I shall use my enchanted ladder to reach the top of the tower and set you free!

[Witch C-ko pulls a ladder out of nowhere.]

No, you won't! For I have stolen your ladder!

[Princess A-ko puts a hand to her forehead.]

Oh no!

[B-ko's cape flutters in the breeze.]

Never fear! I shall use my enchanted pogo stick to reach the top of the tower and set you free!

[Witch C-ko is now bouncing on the pogo stick.]

No, you won't! For I have stolen your pogo stick!

[Princess A-ko leans further out the window.]

You horrible witch! Who are you?

[Still bouncing, C-ko pulls off her witch's cloak to reveal a princess' dress.]

Didn't you know? I'm your younger sister!

[Gasp! Horror from Princess A-ko.]

But why would you betray me like this? Are you trying to steal my prince away from me?

[Bounce bounce bounce.]

You can keep the prince for yourself. His toys are much more fun!

[Prince B-ko looks from C-ko to the tower.]

Could you at least give me a boost up?

ooc | As per usual, replies will be few and random.

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The prince is an idiot and needs to stop telling what he's going to use to save the princess instead of just doing it.

[BRB LOLING]

Well, really. The princess is better off without him. Who wants to date a complete idiot?

WAIT FOR A SMART PRINCE, PRINCESS NUMBER ONE.

I agree.

I'm sorry, but if I was the princess and that prince can't get me out of the tower then the relationship just isn't going to work. The sister was just trying to stop the other one from making a horrible choice in the dating world.

Honestly, in my experience it's the princess who has to rescue the prince.

Well, you did date a Summers brother, right?

For many years.

I kind of remember Jean saving Scott a lot too. I think it might be in their genetics.

Honestly, Alex just forgets to think sometimes.

Did you at least help him make better style choices?

He never stayed in his clothes long enough for me to care.

Uh.

That's good.

I used to think so.

The other sister was only trying to stop her from making a horrible dating choice!

Oh, definitely!

It really makes me wonder what they teach princes in school.

Apparently they teach them crap. Kind of sad.

Tragic, isn't it?

Though, not all princes are that dense. Some of them just act it.

I don't really know that many princes so I will take your word for that, Tiana.

That's all right! I didn't know any until recently, myself.

[ C-ko stares into the camera. ]

I knew I was the hero of the story!

Your sister should thank you.

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