http://playingshadows.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] playingshadows.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2010-05-26 11:43 am

The Tale of the Princess Out of Reach [video; anon by proxy]

[A blank wall. Or a backdrop. Suddenly, the shadow of a girl with a jaunty ponytail, wearing a short skirt and puff-sleeve blouse, marches into view.]

Extra! Extra!

[And now there are three of them on stage. The complete Kashira Players troupe. The one with the giant hair bow, A-ko, is dressed as a princess and high above the other two, leaning out of a window.]

Oh, won't someone let me out of this tower?

[B-ko, the one with braided pigtails, is dressed as a prince with crown and poofy pants and all. She forms a heroic pose.]

Never fear! I shall use my enchanted rope to reach the top of the tower and set you free!

[And the familiar shadow with the ponytail, C-ko, steps forward as a cackling hunchback witch. She holds up a piece of rope.]

No, you won't! For I have stolen your rope!

[Princess A-ko clasps her hands.]

Oh no!

[B-ko resumes her princely stance.]

Never fear! I shall use my enchanted ladder to reach the top of the tower and set you free!

[Witch C-ko pulls a ladder out of nowhere.]

No, you won't! For I have stolen your ladder!

[Princess A-ko puts a hand to her forehead.]

Oh no!

[B-ko's cape flutters in the breeze.]

Never fear! I shall use my enchanted pogo stick to reach the top of the tower and set you free!

[Witch C-ko is now bouncing on the pogo stick.]

No, you won't! For I have stolen your pogo stick!

[Princess A-ko leans further out the window.]

You horrible witch! Who are you?

[Still bouncing, C-ko pulls off her witch's cloak to reveal a princess' dress.]

Didn't you know? I'm your younger sister!

[Gasp! Horror from Princess A-ko.]

But why would you betray me like this? Are you trying to steal my prince away from me?

[Bounce bounce bounce.]

You can keep the prince for yourself. His toys are much more fun!

[Prince B-ko looks from C-ko to the tower.]

Could you at least give me a boost up?


ooc | As per usual, replies will be few and random.
liverletdie: (Man of the year)

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[personal profile] liverletdie 2010-05-26 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
My apologies, ladies. Great metaphor, by the way. Is Lachesis our proverbial prince?
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[personal profile] liverletdie 2010-05-26 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, of course, my apologies. Does the prince have a name?
hackeralastair: (Default)

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[personal profile] hackeralastair 2010-05-26 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I think one of the princesses is.

DON'T WORRY I'm not taking time out of more important projects to work on this but I had a quick algorithm cross-reference these weirdos' last posts against other events. I can't tell which princess is supposed to be our porter but...that's what the program spat out as a likelihood.
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[personal profile] liverletdie 2010-05-26 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It could be. I'm not sold yet. There are plenty of likely stories with the metaphor. We could be the toys, for all I know.
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[personal profile] hackeralastair 2010-05-26 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That crossed my mind, too. Considering how often the Porter likes to call us her pawns.

The algorithm was only 68% positive anyway. Not solid.