capeandcowl | Video (English); LIVE FROM TAHITI

[ Hiruma is sitting in his hotel room. He's got a pretty good tan; he's no longer pale, but he's not disgustingly bronzed either. It looks good on him! His bed is covered in clothes. It's clear he's packing]

Yo, City. I figured I've been in tropical paradise long enough. Gettin' a little homesick, ya know? Kekekeke! Funny, callin' the City home, but that's how it goes. Though Tahiti has been, as they say here, trés bon. I've picked up a LITTLE French here. Not so much speakin' it as understanding it. But it's a pretty fucking neat language. I might learn some more of it.

ANYWAYS. I'll be home tomorrow! That's right! Don't worry, fucking hacker, I chartered another private flight. Which is necessary, considering some of the cargo I'm haulin' back. [he turns the camera to a rather large styrofoam container marked with a variety of stickers and warnings. But he pulls the camera away before much of it can be read] Kekekekekee!!

Thaaat's about it. The fucking chameleon and the fucking smart kicker are coming to, I think. If they're ready to leave.

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Meat.

Bacon, beef and combinations thereof!

Waaaaaay the fuck back when I was human, I used to eat a metric fuckton of steak. Steak still good?

My man, steak is always good. When I get back tomorrow, we're hitting up a fucking steakhouse.

Hell yes. I'm hungrier than fucking Africa right now.

[tap tap taps his fingers on his desk] Welp, if you're super hungry now, I know of a good all you can eat buffet to tide you over. I'll send you the address.

Sounds great. Hit me with that bitch.

Gimme a sec here.

[beep beep beep. Address; SENT!]

Too bad there ain't no one at my house. I have coupons. Oh well. It's not too expensive.

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