[Battery 34 || TEXT] The dog's name is Maxine now

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

Finally moving out of this dump.

Guess I'll be seeing you, Jack. You might as well see Max too, since she'll be the one keeping the neighbors up.

So who wants to take bets something's gonna blow up in the next 5 seconds while I do this?

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[voice]

[20-lbs-of-crazy.livejournal.com]

[sounds way too excited] Blowing things up? Where? Can I help?

[voice]

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

What--no. I'd rather something awful NOT happen when I try to do something, for once.

[voice]

[20-lbs-of-crazy.livejournal.com]

It's a good way to dispose of unwanted furniture.

[voice]

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

I already sold what I wanted to get rid of anyway. If you wanna find it and blow it up, be my guest.

[voice]

[20-lbs-of-crazy.livejournal.com]

...But getting money for it is better.

So where you moving?

[voice]

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

I'm still getting used to actually HAVING money.

Hell Towers.

voice;

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

So you must be Cole, the fella Bauer-san said would be moving in. Am I right?

voice; (in response to the ooc part: COOL, just checking.)

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that'd be me.

voice;

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

I'm Hiruma. I'll be yer fuckin' landlord. I've got all your paperwork, so you're ready to roll whenever.

voice;

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

Hiruma? I think I've heard you around before... guess we just never talked.

Paperwork? I'm jumping for joy.

[He's joking this time, so it's not just his usual cranky sarcasm.]

voice;

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

You should! I've only been here since FOREVER and I'm pretty fucking important, if I do say so myself.

Yep! Kekeke! Paperwork. I am running a legal operation here, ya know. Ya say ya have a fucking mutt too?

[out_of_time]

I look forward to meeting her, Cole.

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

At least I don't have to keep her from moving around so much now that she's healed up.

[out_of_time]

You might want to keep her out of the rec room. There's some other animals there and I don't know how they'd get along.

Especially with the shark.

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

... You guys have a shark.

And a crazy landlord.

[out_of_time]

Yeah, we do. Hiruma's okay though, he just takes some getting used to. He's putting together an ImPort football team right now that I'm probably going to get into.

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[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

What's going to blow up and why

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[imonabike.livejournal.com]

I'm being sarcastic.

I mean that pretty much anything BAD likes to happen a lot around here. Or piles up.

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

Thought you were implying something exploding would be your fault

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

Funny.

No, somebody else is usually doing it this time.

voice.

[iownkickassguns.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you're having a good move. Good luck.

voice.

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

Nothing bad's happening yet. That's gotta be a plus.

voice.

[iownkickassguns.livejournal.com]

A definite plus.

voice.

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

I still got my fingers crossed, though.

voice.

[iownkickassguns.livejournal.com]

And got some gear on maybe?