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[The Pro is standing outside of a bar and Scowling with a capital S.]

Fucking assholes. Funny how I'm the one who gets thrown outta the bar when that choadlick was harassing everything with tits in sight. He was trying to get this one girl into the back hallway and wouldn't take no for an answer, so I decked him. And I get the boot. Motherfuckers. At least she got away. I liked the place, too. Damn.

[She lights up a cigarette and inhales deeply.]

So, I need a new bar to hang out in. Hopefully not a dump. Suggestions?

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What a creep!

I know! And they fucking threw me out, can you believe it? I guess it's okay for some asshole to harass and assault their patrons, but not for me to punch the douchebag.

Hhhh.

That is so unbelievable! He deserved the smack.

Well, it was a bit more than a smack, but I didn't break anything.

Ugh, some men.

Fucking seriously. Tch.

...good work, Miss Pro.

...Sanji. Nice to know that some men aren't assholes these days.

It's really sad that you have to import them from other worlds, isn't it?

Quite.

I don't have any suggestions on the bar, though. I don't get to check other ones out as often as I'd like.

S'all good. I'll fine somewhere.

This is why I'm a B.Y.O.B. sort of guy.

I like the bar atmosphere, what can I say?

I used to. Then I got too many guys throwing up on my shoes.

I'm usually quick enough to avoid the puking.

Hnn, you're better at it that I am. ... Handling yourself in a bar, anyway. Or at least puke-avoiding.

Always had quick feet, heh.

Tch. Well, that makes no fuckin' sense whatsoever. I thought Porter-bitch's whole point of bringing people here was to protect the innocent and all that.

Well yeah, that's supposedly the point of bringing us here, but that don't stop the 'innocent' from being dickcheeses.

Seems like a stupid way to do business unless the bar was a goddamn sausage-fest and happy to stay that way.

Think you hit the fuckin nail right on the head there.

I might have to track that fuckneck down sometime later and teach him how to take no for an answer. [Cracking knuckles.]

I like the way you think. Sounds like the fuckwad needs it spelled out for him. With your fists.

Damn straight. He's gotta learn him some manners.

Gotta name?

Apache. I'm kinda new here. New to the whole "being human" thing, too.

How about you?

[Mumble], but most people just call me the Pro. [Shrug.]

Welcome to the fucking City. It ain't that bad. Just annoying.

Definitely annoying as hell. But the food I've tried so far was pretty good.

Yeah, that's one thing this shithole's good for - whatever kind of food you want, all over the place. S'nice to live in a big city sometimes.

I lived in a fortress in the middle of a desert before this place, so it's all kinda new. I heard some music I liked, too. Not sure where I can hear more of it, though.

Music? It's all over the place here. Lots of clubs play all kinds. What kinds have you heard so far?

One kind was called 'alternative', and they called the rest 'top 40' - although some of it was in Japanese and some was in English.

Huh. Alternative's not bad. If you like that, you'll probably like the hard stuff. Metal, rock, that kinda thing.

Top 40 is a mix of current and old popular stuff.

There's lots of stuff to do for entertainment here...is this why the City's relying on people who get brought in by Porter-bitch to protect it? Because nobody fights and trains?

Nah, it's cause the cops got vanished or some shit, so I've been told. Almost all of them, and then people started getting 'ported in. Last year some of the cops were back as zombies.

...so instead of just getting more people in the City to do it, Porter-bitch just randomly decides 'Oh hey, you've got some powers! Protect people for me' or 'You don't have powers, but I think it'd be a great fuckin' joke to give you some'. Huh.

...what's a zombie?

A zombie is someone who was dead and brought back as a disgusting, leaky, falling apart fucking mess. They like to eat brains or something. You get bitten by one, you turn into one.

And yeah, pretty much.

That's fucking revolting, and this is coming from someone who's seen enough death and shit to last several lifetimes.

Hah, yeah it is. Completely disgusting.

[Pause.]

Seen a lot of death, huh?

I lived in a violent kill or be killed sort of place. [She shrugs]

[Nods.]

I get it, I get it.

Heh. Well, that sucks.

You could come to the Lux, if you want. Dunno if it's really open to the public yet, but I got a key.

[That perks her up a bit.]

The Lux, huh. Where's it at?

It's around [ here. ] Let me know when you're nearby.

Thanks. Be there soon.

Great.

[Not too much later; lol flying and speed.]

I'm outside.

[Have a nice smile before she cuts the video. Log is here!]

Edited 2010-08-10 23:38 (UTC)

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[Permavideo, permatranslated] They could be bffs!

[Permavideo, permatranslated] Ahaha, I think you're right!

It will be glorious. The Pro will show her the Dao of Hooking. or something.

And they can play hackey-sack with jerks!

Yay. Also she has no canon name.

All they have to do is remember to bring their communicators everywhere

Or the Pro might know some Spanish. Or something. :D

That's probably better. XD Or she could speak Japanese. Apache speaks both

Pro doesn't know Japanese :(

That's okay. Spanish is Apache's first choice of language anyhow

Awesome. :D Also when I wrote Top I typed Toph. :X

Even while playing another character she wants you to know how awesome she is

Awww yeaaah.

Characters have a talent for doing that.

Yeaaah :D

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