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[Video] P-p-p-pokerface p-p-pokerface!

[The video opens to something really blurry and flesh-toned. It looks like the Pro managed to turn the video on when she set her comm down. She steps away from the table she set it on to reveal a pretty good facsimile of Gaga's rhinestone-y outfit from a certain video. Minus the silly headdress. It doesn't look half bad.

The music starts, and she sings along - not so badly, actually - and does the dancing too. Completely unawares that the video is recording. Betcha she'll be mad when she realizes it. And when she's not so utterly tired, she actually passes for Gaga pretty well.

Guess who's gonna be mad when she realizes the video's on?]

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Bravo.

[It takes her a minute to realize the comm is beeping at her. Since the music is loud and all.]

Ffffwhat?

[Cue an expression of instant rage. She bats the comm off the table before catching it and scowling into the camera.]

...Aw, motherfuckers. I just had to turn it on when I set it down, didn't I?

[LOL he's amused, sorry]

Aw, you mean you weren't clambering for an audience?

Fuck no, I wasn't!

Well it wasn't that bad. FYI

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Is this how you are supposed to dance?

...If you wanna be Lady Gaga, yeah.

Who is Lady Gaga?

She's a popular singer, kiddo.

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So adorable. ;_;

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she tries

culver - 2010-09-04 04:51 (UTC) - Expand

Melts even a jaded ho's heart.

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it's her job

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She does it very well.

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[The Joker is in a similar outfit, grinning wildly.]

A dance off challenge! I accept!

...

I think you pull it off better than I do.

[The song queues up in the background and he starts to dance.]

Come on, dancing duet then!

[...What the hell. Why not? If she refuses, he'll probably do something horrible anyway.]

...Right.

[D-d-d-dancing time d-d-dancing time!]

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I think you're better than Gaga, personally.

[Aaand she cracks a smile.]

Heh, thanks. I was, uh. Practicing. Someone wanted a private Gaga show and was willing to pay out the nose for it.

Sorry it got posted to the network.

[Snort.]

Could'a been worse.

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Hey. Looking good.

[Snort.]

Thanks. I didn't mean to record, but whatever.

You sure?

Why, y'like it?

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Huh. Didn't know you had a music career, Pro.

I don't. But sometimes people pay me to do things, an' I do them.

Guess you're just a woman of many talents, then.

Something like that. [Le shrug.]

[Video, permatranslated] I...do not know. I just found the icon and used it for the smirk.

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[those settings forever] I will always think of it as lingerie. :D

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Apache probably thought it was just a normal shirt. XD

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Probably. :D

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She's still working on that 'human fashion' thing.

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Of course.

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