⓭ (voice) (encrypted to Vector)

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

A curiosity: Are you busy? If not, I may have a suggestion of a way to spend some time.

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Super-dork encrypted back for all time forever. No hax.

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

I like your intriguing use of emphasis. Talk to me.

SAME STUFF FOREVER

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

I do rather like emphasis.

The solstice is approaching. I thought perhaps we could think of a way to commemorate it.

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

And what did you have in mind, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

What is your favorite way to celebrate? I was thinking some sort of a [ Pause. ] "heist", for lack of a more elegant word.

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

Took the words right out. Of. My. Mouth.

Although I also like balloons.

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

Weather balloons, or--

[ Pause. ] Well, I suppose that can be on the list. As long as we set our goals high.

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

I was just saying. Never mind the balloons. What's the plan?

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

I've been giving it thought. And there's one thing I can think of that would be thought near impossible to steal. But I think between the two of us we might devise a way.

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

...

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...is it someone's heart? Because that's sweet, but it's not really my deal.

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

No, I think that is possible -- from either the literal or the figurative. I was thinking of time.

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

...I like.

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

The solstice, specifically. It's the logistics that will be difficult -- but surely if time travel is possible, this should be more than sufficiently doable.

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

I'm mathing as we speak.

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

Shall we compare notes in the morning?

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

But of course.

I...just want to say "thanks" for letting me in on this. I know you have a lot of options when it comes to evil, and while they all obviously pale in comparison with me, VECTOR, it's, you know, an honor just to be nominated.

[He's definitely struggling not to get choked up over there. And he'd like to thank the Academy. The Evil Academy. Of evil.]

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

[ Pause. ]

Oh, well. I obviously do have innumerable options, I'm quite well respected around here. [ Might be an over-exaggeration. Maybe. ] And for something this large in scale I do need to work with someone as capable as I.

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Some guys can just be so~o...misanthropic. I mean, yes, it's a cut-throat business, AND I DON'T NEED ANYONE, but sometimes I wonder: why can't we all just get along? Evil-ly?

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

It does get awfully hierarchic, doesn't it?

[despicablenerd.livejournal.com]

These days you can't even tell a guy you looked up to him without having to worry about him freezing your head.

[chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's always a competition to some.