[ voice; filtered from all known villains ]

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

And so, heroes, I trust that this --

[ there is an INTENSE amount of rap music being played fairly LOUDLY in the background. Namor, admittedly, sounds a bit pissed at this. ]

--Dear Neptune, can there never be peace in this City? It's as if they actively try to test my patience.

Maybe ya should jus' go back t'your fuckin' MAC, then, wingboy!

--Excuse me?

You heard me, dawg! If ya can't chill with the music, then get'the fuck offa the street!

[ Cue a bit of VERY LOUD static, followed by said rap music cutting out almost completely. Namor is still obviously not pleased. ]

Is that "chill" enough for you, peon?

Yo, what the fuck, man?!

I think this entire block has had quite enough of listening to men talk about their "bitches" and "hoods" for an entire lifetime, thank you.

You better be packin' heat, motherfucker. That shit y'just ruind cost more than your life!

[ More static, intermixed with a few screams. There's about two minutes of silence before Namor begins speaking again, his mien remaining as if nothing had even happened. ]

*Ahem* -- I trust the situation with "The Joker" has been taken care of, Heroes?