na na na na na na na na batman! (
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capeandcowl2010-11-18 02:40 pm
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[After a few expertly feigned false-starts, Bruce manages to set the communicator to record and the video feed focused on himself. He's a man in his late thirties; the classic tall, dark and handsome. His hair is playfully mussed and the tie to his visibly expensive executive suit is drawn slack enough to reveal a lipstick smear on his neck. He wears the lazy smile of someone who has never had much difficulty having a good time.
All in all, it's a thoroughly convincing charade.]
I must have overindulged on the bubbly because I don't remember the Big Apple ever having its own border control. Is that a new initiative?
What's more, it would appear that I've mislaid my butler. He has my appointment book, but I fear I'm long past expected at a Community Health Center ribbon-cutting in Gotham.
I'd be loathe to flake on such a worthy cause, so would someone be a dear and call for a car? You can be my plus-one.
All in all, it's a thoroughly convincing charade.]
I must have overindulged on the bubbly because I don't remember the Big Apple ever having its own border control. Is that a new initiative?
What's more, it would appear that I've mislaid my butler. He has my appointment book, but I fear I'm long past expected at a Community Health Center ribbon-cutting in Gotham.
I'd be loathe to flake on such a worthy cause, so would someone be a dear and call for a car? You can be my plus-one.
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Not wholly unprecedented, he decides.]
I've already spoken to Barbara.
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Oh, okay. Uhm. Did she fill you in and everything? She's been here way longer than me. Almost everybody from home has except Cass and Steph. But I still know some stuff! If you have like, questions or anything...
[She so wants to be helpful.]
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[Yes, she is proud of herself. No, she isn't pointing out the Joker left and all she had to do was beat up some goons.]
On the upside there's like, so many of us here. Superheroes I mean! Although Tim probably would've told you about everybody. Stephanie is here! And totally not dead. And Mr. Kord! Also totally not dead.
Did anyone mention Helena to you yet?
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...
You should really talk to her.
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