3rd scream

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

It seems that I'm going to need money if I'm going to get anywhere here. Mostly for things like food, but...

And in order to get money I'm going to need a job. However, I'm honestly not content with a simple retail position like some of you people, and besides which... as one of you earlier pointed out, I don't have any normal identification.

So I'm going to shamelessly steal from the aforementioned gentleman and post my... what was it? A "resumé"? Yes.

So, my skills:

- Engineering
--> specialties include electrical engineering and robotics.
- Physics
--> specialties include applied physics and astrophysics

I have the equivalent of an earth PhD in engineering, I believe. I also have military experience and held what is essentially the rank of lieutenant colonel...? I am not certain; I did command a squadron of air units.

I also saved Christmas once

If you're interested in hiring me, reply here. I could... really use the funds.

[[ooc: strikes invisible/baleeted and zero's fault and yes it's true becuase the G1 comics were lulzy
also this isn't filtered or locked at all, mostly becuase Starscream doesn't care.]]

Comments

[Private]

[heartskidnaps.livejournal.com]

I am currently looking for employees.

[Private] strikes were deleted/invisible/unhackable YOU CAN'T SEE THEM.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

aren't you that idiot who's been causing such a ruckus
I wonder if I backstab you if they'll call me a hero

What exactly would the job entail?

[Private] OKAY :D

[heartskidnaps.livejournal.com]

Informing the public of the danger of mutants.

And if you do well with that, something more suited to your engineering skills.

[Private]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

The danger of... what? I'm also afraid that I'm not very good at public speaking.

And like what?

[Private]

[heartskidnaps.livejournal.com]

Mutants. People born with powers. Oh, I deal with the public speaking. You would assist with organizing rallies.

If you become dedicated to the cause, I will inform you when it was time.

[Private] strikes are invisibles again

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

dangerous. very dangerous. and if I want the right effect, then I'm going to have to go through proper channels. Find something that this world's government will use against him. Hmm. Much as I'd like to I doubt it'll improve my reputation if I simply shoot him in the back...

I'll... consider this an option. When might I interview?

[Private]

[heartskidnaps.livejournal.com]

Stop by [address here] tomorrow morning if you are interested.

[Private] shall I set the log up then

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

I will see you then.

[heartskidnaps.livejournal.com]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: I may wait to do it till tomorrow or something, idk]]

wrong account but whatevs

[luckpuns.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: that might be better. ]]

apparently 'bzzz' is 'blah' in bee

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Traitybot never tell Megatron these things. Just Air Commander bzzz bzzz bzzz.

hey, makes sense yo

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

The information was on a need-to-know basis. At the time, no one needed to know.

You should never let someone know all your strengths. It's always a good idea to keep something up your sleeve, just in case...

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Traitybot is right. Megatron not need to know Traitybot is clever. Not change his mind anyway.

Just in case Spiderbot think Traitybot not as good leader as Megatron and decide to blow up?

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Just
you
...
nevermind.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Waspinator never minds.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

And why would Screamerbot save human holiday? Waspinator not understand.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

because it really, really annoyed an Autobot, that's why

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

..... good reason.

[Private]

[digikaiser.livejournal.com]

I'm working a bit of a hmmm... recycling field. While your skills are a plus I already have an engineer. Although I could use a hand in distribution...

[Private]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

A recycling field?

Heh, and distribution... depends on how you want it distributed. I am very fast, but my people skills leave something to be desired, I'm afraid.

[Private]

[digikaiser.livejournal.com]

Been taking some old things... mostly scrap and making something useful. But I work with other materials.

Don't worry about the people skills. I'm rather good at getting people to see eye-to-eye with me. Have you been to the University yet?

[Private]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Intriguing, indeed.

No, I have not, I'm afraid.

[Private]

[digikaiser.livejournal.com]

Yes... I have a rather large operation with the University. I'm about to help with a promotional event.

[Private]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... I see.

Well.

About "distribution" of... whatever this is. What exactly would my duties entail?

private

[fuego-bailando.livejournal.com]

If you're desperate for cash, I know that the Nerd Herd here at Superior Purchase would cream themselves over your credentials. You might be overqualified. Dunno. They're pretty desperate themselves for programmers and stuff.

But if you're a good liar, its possible to get a job here without ID. Downside is that it IS retail, but money is money.

[private]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Hah. My ability to lie is the stuff of legend.

If these other jobs fall through I'll... lower myself to retail work, I suppose.

Re: [private]

[fuego-bailando.livejournal.com]

Alright. If you come in, look for guy with red hair.

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

Posting your resumé here really is quite handy and beneficial. Glad to see I've opened the door to this.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Yes, I must say, quite the clever idea on your part, Mr...?

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

Rimmer, Arnold Rimmer.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

A pleasure, Mr. Rimmer. I go by the alias Blackscreech.