filtered from known evils, and esp. Hodge

[deadthenred]

So Emperor and I have been thinking, with all the various and sundry sorts of crackers Stark's pulling in, we oughta get our own system of public relations. Especially with this new Hodgey-podgey child abductor anti-mutant whacko trying to beat us all to the punch. (Not that I understand exactly what a mutant's s'posed to be, but he's a creeper regardless.) Besides, the poor people living here and getting their town ripped up by giant bugs got a right to know what's going on.

Now, we were thinking of setting up an office, where people could answer telephones if there were questions, or maybe even if their house gets infested by space-rats or something, and they need help cleaning up the mess. And other things too: smiling for the cameras, that kind of thing. Basically, if you're willing to explain to people that you're not evil, and want to help out while you're stuck here-- we're gonna need all the help we can get.

Oh, and Steve, I was sorta hoping you'd let us use a room at your giant and apparently mostly empty place of residence, even if you don't wanna help out. C'mon, you know you can't say no to me.

And, in another, less-related conundrum of mine-- when you figure out how to turn the computer on, what're you supposed to do with it?

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[deadthenred]

Heh, I imagine this'll all be run part time. What languages do you know, outta curiousity? I'm sure no matter what you'd be helpful.

[shesnotgoogle.livejournal.com]

Right now I've got English, Spanish, Japanese and Italian. Any other language I can get to a basic conversational level in about two weeks or so?

[deadthenred]

Well, I'm more or less fluent in French, German, and Russian, so I could help you with those if you want.

Italian I only know the cuss words.

[shesnotgoogle.livejournal.com]

That would be really great.

Haha. A lot of people seem to learn language that way.

[deadthenred]

Yeah. I dunno how good a teacher, I'd be, fair warning, but I'm willing to give it a shot if you are.

Do they also learn in the military?

[shesnotgoogle.livejournal.com]

Well I think between one person to talk to and a decent language book I'd be all set.

Some do! Not as many from where I came from because there weren't any world war type of events going on. But when there are, yes.

[deadthenred]

Well then, к Вашим услугам, as they say.