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[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[The video opens on Aphrodite treating herself to a massage. She's on her stomach, and you can see just enough past her hair to see that she's probably naked and the masseurs are completely enamored with the goddess they're currently working on.]

I hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. I know no one asked me to but I couldn't help but passing out gifts.

A day of love should always be celebrated.

But you know Valentine wasn't very good at his job. None of his gifts actually had anything to do with creating or removing love. Well I'm sure you've all noticed, but out of the goodness of my heart I just HAD to help him out with that. You'd think a proper love deity would have done it himself. [shrugs]

I'm surprised that the saint you dedicated my whole day to never did anything like that at all, really. Hmm, it's like you totally gave all the credit for love to a mortal who doesn't really do anything.

[face turns a little more serious]

So, everyone understands now right?

When you think of love, you think of me.

No. One. Else.

[With a self satisfied smile and cute scrunch of the nose as she giggles, the feed ends]

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[Voice] and thus Bakura continues his tradition of poking people he shouldn't when he's cranky/emo

[shiromadoushi]

... I should have known you were behind that.

[[just sounding so exhausted. Why you do this 'Dite? Why do you hate him?]]

"Valentine" is just something made up... The saint it was named after was just a human who died. No one thinks he exists or does anything on that day. No one thinks of him because he's not important.

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

But he has a whole day named after him and I don't.

[looks as annoyed as someone getting a massage can.

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[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

[[Utterly deadpan.]]

I knew it.

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

Gods don't have specific days. They're gods, after all, they have entire realms that are theirs...

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Yes. Gods have entire realms that are theirs.

Love is my realm. It's MINE. Mortals don't get to go and name it after someone else.

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[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[just smiles]

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

Fix it.

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

They haven't.

Are you going to get upset at White Day too...?

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

White Day?

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

No.

[voice]

[coldempress.livejournal.com]

Wait-

You're behind that?

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

It's the other half of Valentines day, when the boys give the girls chocolates instead of the other way around.

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

Then I'm not giving you a damned thing. I'm sick of you... screwing with me, directly or indirectly.

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[her calm is lost]

There are TWO DAYS not named after me?

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Fine.

Go ask Valentine to fix it for you, since you all like him so much.

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

It's not named after anybody...

It just has a name so people know what it is.

[voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Behind what? What happened to you?

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

So this is your fault?

Then you ought to fix it! Right now!

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Kinda busy right now.

[the masseurs start rubbing at her neck again]

[video]

[wisestcamper]

[Just this face forever.]

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

[[There's a long pause as he processes just what she's so peeved about.]]

You know it's only really called that out of convenience, don't you?

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Names aren't just decided at random. Everything has an etymology.

[that's right she's so mad, she's asking smart]

At some point all the mortals decided to hand love over to someone else.

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

And out of convenience he gets associated with love, and I get associated along with pills that make you horny.

[video]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[just smiling, it's nice to have massage boys again]

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

[[Insert verbal keysmash here.]] Nobody even knows who he is; the name's lost its reference to a person almost entirely. How many people know about you by name, even if they don't hold a feast day for you?