[Video]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[The video opens on Aphrodite treating herself to a massage. She's on her stomach, and you can see just enough past her hair to see that she's probably naked and the masseurs are completely enamored with the goddess they're currently working on.]

I hope that everyone enjoyed their holiday. I know no one asked me to but I couldn't help but passing out gifts.

A day of love should always be celebrated.

But you know Valentine wasn't very good at his job. None of his gifts actually had anything to do with creating or removing love. Well I'm sure you've all noticed, but out of the goodness of my heart I just HAD to help him out with that. You'd think a proper love deity would have done it himself. [shrugs]

I'm surprised that the saint you dedicated my whole day to never did anything like that at all, really. Hmm, it's like you totally gave all the credit for love to a mortal who doesn't really do anything.

[face turns a little more serious]

So, everyone understands now right?

When you think of love, you think of me.

No. One. Else.

[With a self satisfied smile and cute scrunch of the nose as she giggles, the feed ends]

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[Voice] and thus Bakura continues his tradition of poking people he shouldn't when he's cranky/emo

[shiromadoushi]

... I should have known you were behind that.

[[just sounding so exhausted. Why you do this 'Dite? Why do you hate him?]]

"Valentine" is just something made up... The saint it was named after was just a human who died. No one thinks he exists or does anything on that day. No one thinks of him because he's not important.

[Voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

But he has a whole day named after him and I don't.

[looks as annoyed as someone getting a massage can.

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

Gods don't have specific days. They're gods, after all, they have entire realms that are theirs...

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[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

[[Utterly deadpan.]]

I knew it.

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[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[just smiles]

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

Fix it.

[voice]

[coldempress.livejournal.com]

Wait-

You're behind that?

[voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Behind what? What happened to you?

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

So this is your fault?

Then you ought to fix it! Right now!

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Kinda busy right now.

[the masseurs start rubbing at her neck again]

[video]

[wisestcamper]

[Just this face forever.]

[video]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[just smiling, it's nice to have massage boys again]

[voice]

[notadartboard]

Oh, great goddess of love...thank you for bringing the love of my life into the City just in time for the holiday! That was a nice treat.

But, uh. As for the rest...am I to guess that if someone just suddenly out of the blue found themselves in love with someone they didn't like before...that could be your doing as well?

[voice]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Wait what happe...oh yeah, you're welcome! See good stuff totally happens when you worship me!

Yeah, I spread love to a few places it wasn't this week.

[Video]

[lastsonofmars]

You gave out gifts? Like what? [Suspicious J'onn is suspicious.]

[Video]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

The gifts were already sitting there, I just made them actually work.

[reluctantlegend.livejournal.com]

Oh no, what did you do?

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Don't act all indignant at me.

I cast some love spells around town for the holiday. I'm sure you've noticed them.

[permavideo]

[haki.livejournal.com]

[ a look into the camera that can only be described as 'wat u smokin' ] What are you, stupid? Why should I have to think of you?

I don't even know you!

[permavideo]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

...

I am so over you mortals not recognizing the Goddess of Love on sight! Do I need to get a name tag?

[video here too]

[notadartboard]

LUFFY! YOU IDIOT! DON'T INSULT THE GODDESS OF LOVE!

[face all up in the camera, yo]

voice;

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

DOES THAT MEAN YER FUCKIN' RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT GODDAMN HOT DOG GUY AND ROBOT FOLLOWING ME AROUND?!

voice;

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Probably.

[Video]

[small-berserker.livejournal.com]

Is that why I keep thinking about a wedding with a boy I don't really know very well?

[Video]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

Could be. There were a few of those floating around.