Well, that depends on precisely what manner of vampire you are. What you are capable of, how you fight and hunt, how you spread your kind. Suffice it to say that all varieties of nosferatu have been among my greatest interests for over half a century. I am certain that you have at least something to offer me.
Oh, I am extremely familiar with Dracula, I can assure you! Well then, in that case I will require only one thing of you. Once I have once more granted you the freedom to be a terror of the night, you will grant one of my subordinates the freedom of immortality. I do hope that all of your breed are capable of making this gift. None of that 'master vampire' nonsense I've read about elsewhere.
As you wish, then. So! Tell me what this chain is that I must cast off you, and I can begin smashing its links. I must confess, the thought of undoing all the work of those fools who placed it there is quite exciting.
It's a chip in my brain. Like you put in a bloody computer. Buried right there in the grey matter like it's supposed to be there. All wires and signals keeping me chained down like a sodding animal.
Hurts like hell.
Can't think right. I'm not anything with it lodged in there. Won't stop feeling like this unless it's gone.
Ahhhh. Control through agony, I see. One of the oldest and most reliable methods! But such simplicity has its drawbacks. It seems to me that all that is needed to rid you of this synthetic parasite is someone with sufficient surgical skill and a pair of tweezers. Isn't that right? It's not as though you have to worry about infection or blood loss during surgery, after all! Yes, I think this could be quite easily resolved~ [laughter]
Can still mess it up enough to turn me into a drooling idiot for the rest of my eternity, so he'd better have a bit more knowledge than that. A migraine's well worth the trouble of killing you and him both.
So brain damage is indeed an issue for your kind, is it? How very interesting. Then I will have to keep that in mind! I shall take special care to locate a specialist with the appropriate talent and impress upon them the consequences of failure.
[ooc: Want me to post a log for the chipperectomy with a coerced NPC surgeon or something like that?]
You will receive instructions for a rendezvous shortly.
[On second thought I don't think I can hack another log right now either ): I'll put up an OOC post on what's happening instead? Also I hope you feel better soon.]
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Oh, I am extremely familiar with Dracula, I can assure you! Well then, in that case I will require only one thing of you. Once I have once more granted you the freedom to be a terror of the night, you will grant one of my subordinates the freedom of immortality. I do hope that all of your breed are capable of making this gift. None of that 'master vampire' nonsense I've read about elsewhere.
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Hurts like hell.
Can't think right. I'm not anything with it lodged in there. Won't stop feeling like this unless it's gone.
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[ooc: Want me to post a log for the chipperectomy with a coerced NPC surgeon or something like that?]
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[On second thought I don't think I can hack another log right now either ): I'll put up an OOC post on what's happening instead? Also I hope you feel better soon.]
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