[voice]

[motherfucked]

Okay, so, network poll time.

What was the worst job you ever had?

Would you, uh, would you do it again if they paid you?

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[motherfucked]

Yeah, so did I, but they didn't let me be mayor.

[viced]

I did campaign for it too.

[motherfucked]

Uh-huh.

[viced]

You know for about 90% of my campaign I was the super-guy?

[motherfucked]

Well, yeah. You unmasked publicly.

I'm a detective, so I could figure that out.

[viced]

I thought that once I told them my name, they'd call me by my name, you know?

[motherfucked]

At least they don't call you fucking Jewel.

[viced]

They could have at least called my by my superhero name!

[motherfucked]

Still better than Jewel.

Do you want me to call you Jewel? You can try it out for a while.

[viced]

I think I'll stick with Mitchell. You picked the name, didn't you?

[motherfucked]

Yeah, when I was, what, sixteen? Seventeen?

I was this close to calling myself Raven Nightshayde. I was pretty stupid.

[viced]

Are you serious? Are you really fucking serious?

[motherfucked]

No, I just make up embarrassing stuff for fun. It's my favorite.

[viced]

If you were really considering that name, Jewel is an upgrade.

[motherfucked]

Jessica Jones is an upgrade.

Hell, coma girl is an upgrade.

[viced]

I think I like just Jessica Jones the best.

[motherfucked]

Yeah. Me too.

[viced]

I don't blame you. I mean, of the options...

[motherfucked]

What was your superhero name?

[viced]

The Great Machine.

[motherfucked]

An article, huh?

[viced]

Yeah.

[motherfucked]

Feeling pretty confident about that?

[viced]

I wouldn't say yes if I wasn't.