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[daft_old_man]

[Oh, you know you've all missed this face and that bow tie! Luckily he's here to save EVERYONE! Look, he even has a Stetson 'cause everyone knows heroes wear Stetsons!]

Right, I need information and a child in no particular order. Oh! and possibly the direct line of someone in charge.

[Just in case that sounds weird to some people he gives a friendly smile]

I'm the Doctor and it just so happens that this sort of thing happens to me all the time.

...

Well, most the time. Except for the whole turning into children bit. That's a new one for sure.

Also, Rory, did you redecorate? I was fairly certain this was the living room.

[He is, in fact, in the bathroom sitting on the sink BECAUSE WHERE ELSE WOULD ONE SIT IN A TIME LIKE THIS?]

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[yourentirelife.livejournal.com]

Um.

Nooo.

Obviously, you took a wrong turn. In the hall. Yes.

[daft_old_man]

Really?

[He jumps up and heads out the door...and into Rory and Amy's bedroom. Confused he opens the door and is in the broom closet.]

No, I think your house is broken.

[yourentirelife.livejournal.com]

How can a house be broken.

[daft_old_man]

Well, obviously yours is! I don't have time to fix your house and this kid problem.

[hexappeal]

Oh, it happens to most of us all the time. [SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING... but about what.]

[daft_old_man]

You often turn into a child?

[hexappeal]

Cute.

[daft_old_man]

Well, everyone likes to have a bit of fun, thought I never took you for the pigtails and jumpers sort.

Tell me, do you have an idea on what this kid business is about?

[video]

[paints_lanterns]

[Nervous tiny child is nervous. And hiding behind a chair as she peers at her phone.]

...why do you want a kid?

[video]

[daft_old_man]

Scans! Hopefully a reading from one of you tiny people will tell me what's going on here.

[video]

[paints_lanterns]

Scans? What's a scan? Does it hurt?

[video]

[daft_old_man]

Scans of you of course! It rarely hurts.

[Doesn't think]

[wrong-sometimes.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the party.

[daft_old_man]

[He's in a closet now]

Party? I love a good party especially if there's dancing!

[wrong-sometimes.livejournal.com]

Not that kind of party.

[daft_old_man]

Childminding problems?

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[ohnoyousquidnt.livejournal.com]

Well, our leader's been turned into a tiny little bait-sized grub!

[Nearby, a not so faint WREEEEEEEE!! can be heard, screeching about something. Food, she guesses]

Any ideas?

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[daft_old_man]

Grub? I thought everyone turned into a child.

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[ohnoyousquidnt.livejournal.com]

Not when you're a troll!

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[daft_old_man]

A troll? Now that's interesting!

May I ask what planet you're from?

[comesback.livejournal.com]

Why are there cats in the basement? I'd blame you, but I know where you've been the past two months.

[daft_old_man]

You can't blame me for everything you know.

[comesback.livejournal.com]

Well, cats in the basement seems like a you sort of thing. You do like cats. Or the you I know did.

[video]

[lone-defender.livejournal.com]

There you are. I was beginning t'think you'd gotten lost with all that adventuring. Figures it'd take a city full of kids to drag you back. [What. Are you wearing?]

[video]

[daft_old_man]

Well, it would have been longer, but Rory sounded rather panicked. No small humans at your place?