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[amoral_savior]

[Topher is sitting at Whiskey's old desk and he's surrounded by files and binders looking completely overwhelmed. IN CHARGE? He's much more of the follower type and this is WAY more work than he like to do. Ever.]

What a way to wake up. Courier service slaps an envelop in my desk that tells me my...whatever is gone and that I now possess the clinic. Me.

So, here I am trying to make sense of this and did you know we serve vampires? WITH BLOOD. ACTUAL HUMAN BLOOD. Gross.

Lets not mention the fact that she's gone and I never got to ask about... I mean, she wouldn't remember, but maybe she did, or maybe that was some sort of weird childhood thing where I make up a sibling that I never had.

[He visibly deflates and rubs his hands over his face tiredly]

I should find someone to do this sort of thing. People do that, right? Paperwork and doctoring. I've seen House and I refuse to be Cuddy!

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[grey1911.livejournal.com]

[Aaron glares at your post, Topher. Glares. Even if he is one of the vampires who doesn't drink the blood.]

I hope this change in ownership will not affect certain arrangements made with the previous owner.

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[amoral_savior]

[Topher is used to people glaring at him. In fact he's now glare-resistant!]

You mean with the vampires? Yeah, yeah, whatever. So long as I don't have to be there to see them gulp down bodily fluid then I'm fine with everything staying kosher.

Actually, is blood kosher? I don't think it is.

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[grey1911.livejournal.com]

[Aaron's sense of humor died last week, if the question was even meant to be funny.]

No, it is not kosher. However, the blood substitute your facility manufactures is, and that is of personal concern at the moment.

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[amoral_savior]

[Sadly that was an actual thought he had. Welcome to Topher's brain]

Blood substi--

[Shuffles through papers and you might hear some cursing too]

Oh! Here you are! This is good. Really good.

Yeah, it's available for, whatever.

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[shiromadoushi]

If you don't want to run it, I'm sure you can find someone else who will.

[Voice]

[amoral_savior]

You mean there are people who don't mind paperwork?

[sighs]

Where's Ivy when I need her?

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[shiromadoushi]

[[almost laughs at that]] Or those who are good at it enough that it goes by faster for them.

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[maidenofice.livejournal.com]

[Yukina has never watched House and completely misses the reference. Still, paperwork isn't something she wants to do either.]

Better you than me. I'm still not very good with using computers.

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[amoral_savior]

It wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't so much paperwork!

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[maidenofice.livejournal.com]

It would probably be best to hire a local person instead of an imPort for the paperwork. One of the Clinic's strengths is the mixture of local and imPort staff.

And then you would be able to check their references. I don't mind helping you with the interviews.

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[magicalworld]

[Calvin shares your horror Topher]

EW! Really? What do they do, just drag some poor sap in there and stick a straw in them for the bloodsuckers to drink?

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[amoral_savior]

[finally someone who makes sense!]

Probably. Or shots. You know, you go to donate blood and instead it goes to some vampire. There could be bits of people in the bellies of vampires all over the city!

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[magicalworld]

Aauugh! See, I knew shots were evil, but no one ever listens to me!

[newbvampire]

Well it's not like we can just go order it at a restaurant!

[amoral_savior]

I don't think they'd LET you in a restaurant smelling of death.

[newbvampire]

It's better than how you smell.

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[askedtobe.livejournal.com]

Need a hand?

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[amoral_savior]

[This is a look of pure relief]

Still looking for a job because now that Whiskey is gone I'm the one you'd talk to about that.

I'm REALLY hoping you still need that job.

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[askedtobe.livejournal.com]

[ Peter doesn't know whether to feel bad or to just... be amused. So he'll do both. ]

Yeah, don't worry, I still need a job.

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[professorlionface]

My schedule should be a bit freer once the semester ends, though I'll still have a class or two. If you need more volunteers, I'd be glad to offer some of my time!

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[amoral_savior]

That would be...yeah, I don't even know how many Imports we have working here or that City people are here.

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[professorlionface]

I haven't exactly been around it enough to say either way, but with the likely patient-load, especially after this past week, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few outside hands.

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[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

Human blood? [This is one unhappy Buffy face.]

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[amoral_savior]

[Well, it's joined by a grossed out Topher face]

Some and some sort of synthetic stuff. Gross either, way and I don't care what the dude with the scary face or the cop with hug boobs says.

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[slayerpreferred.livejournal.com]

.. Aaron? I thought he was a nice vampire? [She's so confused, and starting not to like this place as much at all.] Oxymoron aside.