[HE JUST smiles coyly and shrugs.]

I work in shades of gray. Outright lying is too easy, isn't it? [Beat.] And I'm a reformed man, and so forth.

But surely a creature as lovely as yourself deserves her own knights. Metaphorically speaking, of course. There's power in numbers after all, and the more who challenge Zevran, the greater your amusement. Speaking of amusement -- and that's where the point of my offer lies --

Have you, by any chance, discovered the internet yet?