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[onblackwings]

[ Today the usual scowl has been done away with in favor of a really miserable pout! But only because she hasn't figured out how to switch it to voice yet. ]

I need something to stop the itch of poison ivy, and to find an elf that ought to be in hiding if he knows what's good for him.

[ She doesn't even have the heart to sound as MENACING AND HAUGHTY as she should. LIFE SUCKS TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW TO BE PISSY. ]

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[gaourex.livejournal.com]

OATMEAL

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[onblackwings]

[ JUST... SQUINTING AT THIS WORD SO SUSPICIOUSLY ]

How will that help?

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[gaourex.livejournal.com]

TAKE AN OATMEAL BATH

voice;

[niceassassin.livejournal.com]

[ No video. He's not giving any clues as to where he's hiding. ]

Perhaps you have just developed a tragic allergy to gold. Did that not occur to you?

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[onblackwings]

No. [ SCOWL OVERLOAD. SHE CAN MUSTER THE EFFORT FOR YOU. ] I haven't. Where are you?

voice forever!

[niceassassin.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Now that I think about it, I was storing that gold bar next to the poison ivy sample. Funny thing, that.

[ Ignoring the question! ]

Permavoice;

[caprihorn]

[He had to check google to see if oatmeal was an actual remedy, but it was totally worth it. He needs to keep up his harassment from prison anyway.]

You're all even motherfuckin' dumb enough to motherfuckin' ignore good advice when you all motherfuckin' get some. _{It'll all be a motherfuckin' miracle if you actually get up learning shit while you're all here.}

permavideo!

[onblackwings]

[ just. the most pained of expressions. UGH THIS GUY. at least he's not typing today. ]

Oh. It's you again.

[caprihorn]

Yeah, it's all motherfuckin' me again. _{What a great observation that all is.}

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

vidja forever

[onblackwings]

With the elf, or the itch?

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

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[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I hear other physical activities can distract away from the itch.

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[onblackwings]

I'm looking for a fix, not a distraction. [ ...oh wait maybe that was meant to be innuendo. a little petulantly: ] And in any case, the affected area is unattractive.

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[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Right.

Well I see you might be getting a hand in any case, so why don't I help you with that distraction after. Help cure the trauma it must have caused.

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[batmantled.livejournal.com]

Somebody did this to you?

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[onblackwings]

That would be the work of the hidden-away elf. [ SO MUCH ANNOYANCE contained in so few words ]

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[magicalworld]

Poison Ivy's easy to get rid of! You just rub more and more of it on yourself until your skin gets used to it and stops itching.

[This child appears to be smiling very broadly, possibly with dreams of avenging dragon toys]

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[onblackwings]

[ THE BIGGEST FROWN ]

Children that lie ought to be beaten.

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[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

How does anyone manage to trample around in poison ivy in the City? Did you manage to find a bed of it and hop right in?

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[onblackwings]

[ SQUINTING AT THIS TEXT SIGHSIGHSIGH. at least it's not horrible troll-text. ]

No. It was the oil made from poison ivy.

permavid

[boogaroos.livejournal.com]

'Someone messing with you?

Because if its a practical joke, I can help you win this battle.

permavid!!

[onblackwings]

[ THOUGHTFUL ANNOYED PAUSE... then she smiles. ]

Can you. How?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I would love to assist against the elf in question, my dear.

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[onblackwings]

What did he do to you?