http://disillusionists.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] disillusionists.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2011-08-14 02:13 pm

☠ nine [translated from eldritch]

Hello, Network.
Why don't you tell me about your monsters?
Whether they're real, fictional, or people so horrifying that they're considered monstrosities.


( encrypted to norman osborn )

Hi.
glowsferatu: smile (Blood And Crumpets)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-15 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well
They Were At The Time
A Great Many Things Presented More Of A Danger To Me Prior To My Death Than They Would Now
But Surrounding My Hive In The Numbers They Did Certainly Discouraged Wandering Too Far
I Didnt Understand This As Well When I Was Younger But I Suppose I Was Lucky On Those Occasions
He Said They Were Large And Stupid And Not Particularly Articulate
The Description Seemed More Fitting Of Ogres To Me But He Maintained That There Was A Separate Beast By That Label
glowsferatu: wait, thought (Kanayashrug)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-15 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Deserts Just Have A Tendency To Be Utilized As Graveyards I Suppose
But Im Not Too Familiar With Their Origins Or The Logistics Of Their Unlife
All I Know Is That They Would Rise From The Sands At Sunrise
Presenting Quite A Nuisance To One As Diurnal As I Am
Under Bridges
Ive Never Encountered A Troll That Made Their Hive In Such A Place
Unless Perhaps They Were A Sea Dweller I Suppose It Would Be Possible Then
glowsferatu: smile (Shining Like The Sun)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-15 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You Mean Aside From Its Usage In Online Social Colloqiualisms
Thats One Im Famailiar Enough With
So Who Are These Three Billy Goats Gruff
glowsferatu: smile (Keep Calm And Troll Harder)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-16 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I Dont Imagine That Wouldve Gone Terribly Well For Them With Either Variety Of Troll
But I Take It He Considered This Trespassing
glowsferatu: smile (Simply The Best There Is In A Snark Off)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-16 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Rather Crafty For Bleatbeasts To Which That Level Of Cognizance Isnt Typically Attributed
glowsferatu: smile (A Private Moment Of Enjoyment)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-17 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
If Even A Percentage Of Them Are So Clever Than One Need Not Speculate As To Why
Perhaps They Even Provide These Norwegians With Counsel When Such Matters Arise
glowsferatu: smile (Like The Shining Sun)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
These Norwegians Were The Same As Your Human Vikings Werent They
One Can See How They Were Such Fearsome Opponents With Wisdom Of That Degree Behind Them
Though Of Course The Impressively Adorned Helmets Must Also Have Been Effective
glowsferatu: smile (Daydream Believer And A Homecoming Queen)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-19 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps Then A Visit Should Be In Order When The Opportunity Is Available
Though Their Bleatbeasts May Not Be Considered Human Exactly
I Should Much Like To Meet Them Either Way
glowsferatu: smile (How Very Exciting)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-19 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Someday
Perhaps
Im Still Deciding Whether I Was Being Sarcastic Or Not
But I Suppose Theres Much Of This World I Have Yet To Have Opportunity To Explore

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glowsferatu: smile (A Private Moment Of Enjoyment)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-17 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
If Even A Percentage Of Them Are So Clever Than One Need Not Speculate As To Why
Perhaps They Even Provide These Norwegians With Counsel When Such Matters Arise
glowsferatu: smile (Shining Like The Sun)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
These Norwegians Were The Same As Your Human Vikings Werent They
One Can See How They Were Such Fearsome Opponents With Wisdom Of That Degree Behind Them
Though Of Course The Impressively Adorned Helmets Must Also Have Been Effective
glowsferatu: smile (Daydream Believer And A Homecoming Queen)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-08-19 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps Then A Visit Should Be In Order When The Opportunity Is Available
Though Their Bleatbeasts May Not Be Considered Human Exactly
I Should Much Like To Meet Them Either Way
glowsferatu: smile (How Very Exciting)

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Someday
Perhaps
Im Still Deciding Whether I Was Being Sarcastic Or Not
But I Suppose Theres Much Of This World I Have Yet To Have Opportunity To Explore

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