☠ nine [translated from eldritch]

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Hello, Network.
Why don't you tell me about your monsters?
Whether they're real, fictional, or people so horrifying that they're considered monstrosities.


( encrypted to norman osborn )

Hi.

Comments

[somethinglawful]

OH SO 1TS 4 P4L3 TH1NG
TH4TS ON3 M34N1NG OF TH3 WORD FOR TROLLS TOO
BUT 1 QU4L1FY OUR R3L4T1ONSH1P 4S *H4T3* FR13NDSH1P SO TH4T 1T 1S CL34R TH4T W3 4R3 1N TH3 4SH3N QU4DR4NT
H4T3 1S 4LSO 4 WORD W1TH NU4NC3 1N TROLL L4NGU4G3
1F YOU H4DNT P1CK3D UP ON TH4T BY NOW >:P

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[somethinglawful]

BL4444R! NO! WRONG QU4DR4NT
K1SM3S1S 1S L1K3...
L1K3 H4V1NG 4 BOYFR13ND
ONLY 1NST34D OF B31NG FLUSH3D FOR TH3M YOU H4T3 TH3M
H3R3 1 4M PUTT1NG TH1NGS 1N STUFFY HUM4N T3RMS L1K3 4N 3XC3LL3NT FR13ND
WH1CH 1S WH4T W3 4R3
JUST FR13NDS, GOD

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[somethinglawful]

OOH M1SS L4LOND3 OOH
1 N3V3R KN3W YOU F3LT TH1S W4Y
>:D
> :D
>:D
H4H4H4 1T WOULD 4LMOST B3 WORTH 1T JUST FOR 3R1D4NS R34CT1ON

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[somethinglawful]

H1S T3XT 4LR34DY R33KS OF D3SP4R4T1ON
1T 1S 4 SW33T SW33T SM3LL >8D
1TS FUNNY TH4T H3S G1V1NG YOU SO MUCH GR13F 4BOUT GO1NG B3LOW YOUR C4ST3
CONS1D3R1NG TH4T H3 W4S S3ND1NG 4SH3N PROPOS1T1ONS MY W4Y NOT TOO LONG 4GO! H3H3H3!
4ND 4LSO S1NC3 1M PR3TTY SUR3 HUM4NS 4LL H4V3 TH3 S4M3 COLOR BLOOD >:\
WH4T 4N 1D1OT

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[somethinglawful]

H3 W4NT3D M3 TO M3D14T3 4 POT3NT14L K1SM3S1S FOR H1M
BUT TH3 OTH3R P4RTY W4SNT R3MOT3LY 1NT3R3ST3D 1N TH3 R3L4T1ONSH1P
3R1D4N KN3W 1T, H3 JUST H4S 4 T3ND3NCY TO B3 3SP3C14LLY P4TH3T1C 4T TH3 MOST 4NNOY1NG MOM3NTS
SO 1 WOULDNT R34LLY C4LL 1T FL1RT1NG >:P

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YOUR L4V3ND3R T3XT SM3LLS 4 L1TTL3 SMUG 4LL OF 4 SUDD3N!
1T L3NDS 4 S3NS3 OF 1NT3R3ST1NG S34SON1NG TO YOUR USU4L FL4VOR >:]

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[somethinglawful]

YOUR3 SUPPOS3D TO B3 BOTH3R3D BY TH1NGS L1K3 TH4T
WHY 4R3NT YOU??
1T WORKS ON TH3 OTH3R HUM4N K1DS >:[

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[somethinglawful]

BL4444R! NO! WRONG QU4DR4NT
K1SM3S1S 1S L1K3...
L1K3 H4V1NG 4 BOYFR13ND
ONLY 1NST34D OF B31NG FLUSH3D FOR TH3M YOU H4T3 TH3M
H3R3 1 4M PUTT1NG TH1NGS 1N STUFFY HUM4N T3RMS L1K3 4N 3XC3LL3NT FR13ND
WH1CH 1S WH4T W3 4R3
JUST FR13NDS, GOD

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[somethinglawful]

OOH M1SS L4LOND3 OOH
1 N3V3R KN3W YOU F3LT TH1S W4Y
>:D
> :D
>:D
H4H4H4 1T WOULD 4LMOST B3 WORTH 1T JUST FOR 3R1D4NS R34CT1ON

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[somethinglawful]

H1S T3XT 4LR34DY R33KS OF D3SP4R4T1ON
1T 1S 4 SW33T SW33T SM3LL >8D
1TS FUNNY TH4T H3S G1V1NG YOU SO MUCH GR13F 4BOUT GO1NG B3LOW YOUR C4ST3
CONS1D3R1NG TH4T H3 W4S S3ND1NG 4SH3N PROPOS1T1ONS MY W4Y NOT TOO LONG 4GO! H3H3H3!
4ND 4LSO S1NC3 1M PR3TTY SUR3 HUM4NS 4LL H4V3 TH3 S4M3 COLOR BLOOD >:\
WH4T 4N 1D1OT

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[somethinglawful]

H3 W4NT3D M3 TO M3D14T3 4 POT3NT14L K1SM3S1S FOR H1M
BUT TH3 OTH3R P4RTY W4SNT R3MOT3LY 1NT3R3ST3D 1N TH3 R3L4T1ONSH1P
3R1D4N KN3W 1T, H3 JUST H4S 4 T3ND3NCY TO B3 3SP3C14LLY P4TH3T1C 4T TH3 MOST 4NNOY1NG MOM3NTS
SO 1 WOULDNT R34LLY C4LL 1T FL1RT1NG >:P

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[somethinglawful]

YOUR L4V3ND3R T3XT SM3LLS 4 L1TTL3 SMUG 4LL OF 4 SUDD3N!
1T L3NDS 4 S3NS3 OF 1NT3R3ST1NG S34SON1NG TO YOUR USU4L FL4VOR >:]

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[somethinglawful]

YOUR3 SUPPOS3D TO B3 BOTH3R3D BY TH1NGS L1K3 TH4T
WHY 4R3NT YOU??
1T WORKS ON TH3 OTH3R HUM4N K1DS >:[