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[symmachy]

[SOMEONE IS IN THE DANGER ROOM. but it's all boring and room-like right now. she's just sitting in the middle of the floor... surrounded by all kinds of weapons! not quite that many, but you get the idea. they're all in neat piles around her, and she looks so happy.]

School is starting. I'm sure my combat students, both new and returning, are just as excited for class as I am. I expect all of you to be in at least a passable physical condition. If you are not, I will make you so.

[she pauses, and then rifles around the weapons until she finds a book. she holds it up; the cover is covered with latin text.]

Also, Latin will be just as intensive as last year. I look forward to seeing all of you.

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[symmachy]

[p...ause]

Can you run for a mile?

[peanutblooder.livejournal.com]

[OH NO IS SHE MAD SHE SOUNDS MAD AND THAT QUESTION SHOULD BE EASY TO ANSWER BUT IT ISN'T FOR HIM BECAUSE HE IS LAME AT EVERYTHING OH SHIT!]

I, uh...I don't know? I haven't, basically, been able to run in sweeps. I, uh... I only got my legs back after dying.

[symmachy]

[OH GOSH THIS POOR CHILD SHE CAN'T BE MAD]

We'll work on it.

[peanutblooder.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'll do my best to, uh, keep up.

...Do you have any lances?

[symmachy]

You'll do just fine.

And yes, I do. Have you used one before?