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o1; every me and every you // video
[ The video blinks on suddenly, catching the corner of the chin. There's a shift of it left, right, before it settles on a pair of ice blue eyes, far too close. Familiar eyes, and an even more familiar face when he pulls the screen back.
Bruce Wayne. ]
You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.
And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.
[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]
Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]
Care to enlighten me?
[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]
Bruce Wayne. ]
You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.
And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.
[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]
Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]
Care to enlighten me?
[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]
voice; Reilly
Of all the people the 'Porter brings back, she chooses Tony Stark's even more vapid clone. That machine has terrible taste.
permavideo.
permavideo.
He's one of the City's eternally classy businessmen. Although I knew a version of him, somewhat, back home.
Let me assure you. It's not a compliment. Though I do applaud you on not growing an awful beard.
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You sound like you have a grudge, though. Did he steal your girlfriend or something?
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Oh, I would love to see him try.
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So who is this girl of yours?
[ Slowly. Leading him up. To potential doom. ]
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Cassandra Cain.
I doubt you'd know her. Based on what you've said, I don't think she's your type.
voice.
'Someone else'. ]
I was wondering when you were going to admit it.
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--Sir.
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Please. If you did so you would have failed already.
voice.
But, for clarification's sake: Which part do I have to defend? My relationship with Cassandra or not revealing it you sooner? Because-- Because quite frankly, half of that isn't up to you.
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And you did ask me what I had to say for myself, after all.
voice.
What do you think you have done wrong?
[ I am so sorry for this man. ]
voice.
I mean-- nothing! I haven't done anything wrong!
voice.
What are you defending, then?
voice.
Since you asked... well, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe you're trying to make me defend my relationship with your daughter.
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Actually, I think I might have.
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Please tell me you're joking.
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I don't really remember. But I think someone else does.
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Be happy it's just the communicator!
[ Cut. ]
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