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capeandcowl2011-09-19 10:24 am
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o1; every me and every you // video
[ The video blinks on suddenly, catching the corner of the chin. There's a shift of it left, right, before it settles on a pair of ice blue eyes, far too close. Familiar eyes, and an even more familiar face when he pulls the screen back.
Bruce Wayne. ]
You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.
And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.
[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]
Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]
Care to enlighten me?
[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]
Bruce Wayne. ]
You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.
And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.
[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]
Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]
Care to enlighten me?
[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]
oh god i hate it when notifs go down I'M SORRY COLIN
Why is that dog wearing glasses?
SALRIGHT
he doesn't have to, and historically, hasn't, justified shit to anyone
"hey lot's wife, don't look back"
"ahahahahahaha now you're fuckin' salt"
"and now for treats time"
woof woof woof woof woof woof woofwoofwoofwoofwoof 7 days of buttrubbin across the cosmos to create the earth whatcha gonna do about it woofwoofwoofwoof laws of morality as created by barking furiously at two naked people who just want to love and have fun woof woof woof
dog god glasses god dog A BEE
11th commandment: oh my god pet it right now
Re: SALRIGHT
But could you make sense some time this century?
no subject
shitheads ltd.
hahahahahahaha
[And then she disconnects.]