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capeandcowl2011-09-19 10:24 am
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o1; every me and every you // video
[ The video blinks on suddenly, catching the corner of the chin. There's a shift of it left, right, before it settles on a pair of ice blue eyes, far too close. Familiar eyes, and an even more familiar face when he pulls the screen back.
Bruce Wayne. ]
You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.
And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.
[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]
Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]
Care to enlighten me?
[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]
Bruce Wayne. ]
You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.
And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.
[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]
Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]
Care to enlighten me?
[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]
[video]
[video]
Tonks! I...oh honey, I'm sorry. It was just surprising. It's a very pretty name, really.
[video]
This. Face. ]
[video]
So, you don't want me to use it, huh?
[video]
[video]
[She grins teasingly.]
Although I am reserving the right to call you 'my friend Nympho' at a horribly awkward moment while we're out at a club or something.
[video]