17th Memo- Video

[maggotbone]

...So something I discovered this weekend.

Wow. You guys still celebrate Halloween here. I mean, like, every store had some old school Halloween crap everywhere. To be honest, I was taken back a little bit. I was curious so I checked some things out.

[She raises various costumes that she felt compelled to purchase. Of these, a sexy cop, a nurse, a sailor, a maid. She sets them down, rolling her eyes.]

You know, at risk of sounding like complete moron of this culture, but really? I mean... why even call it Halloween? Call it "kinky role play on the streets" day, because all of these costumes at least put either my cooch or boobs on proper display. Not that I'm complaining. The sluttier the better.

[She raises one more. It's a sexy angel costume]

Kind of had to get this one just for the irony of it all.

Still. Hilarious. Once again, I must thank the City for amusing me for one more day.

No Samhain, though. That's a little bit of a let down.

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[voice] okay I just have to do this

[notadartboard]

[no video because AHAHAHAHA yeah there's probably a tiny nosebleed]

....please tell me you're keeping the sailor outfit?

[video forever because she wants to torture him a little]

[maggotbone]

Of course. I'm keeping all of them. Except maybe the french maid. That's a little too obvious.

[She pauses and raises an eyebrow]

But I don't know... I might get bored with it after a while.

[voice] LMFAJKHD it wouldn't be right if she didn't XD

[notadartboard]

[suppressed but audible squee]

Ahahaha...well, you do have a variety, there.

[video- private]

[maggotbone]

I got carried away. But hey, it can be useful later.

It's too bad though. I have all these new toys and I don't really intend on keeping them stashed away in my closet. Guess that means you won't be the first one to have a go at 'em.

[voice, private]

[notadartboard]

[that little disappointed whine]

Just save the sailor one for me. For sentiment's sake if nothing else. I'll be back soon, I swear!

[voice, private]

[maggotbone]

Maybe I will~ Maybe I wont.

Asking me to save it for you is asking for a lot, don't you think? What do I get out of the deal~?

[voice, private]

[notadartboard]

Ah, I know I've already asked so much of you - more than I should have! You've been so sweet to indulge me.

I guess I'll have to say, name your price.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

"Kinky roleplay" eh? I'm not opposed to the renaming.

[maggotbone]

Honestly. It seems more accurate, right?

Maybe we ought to petition to the Mayor.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I would willingly put my name to such a petition. It is, after all, a proclamation of truth.

Are you thinking of enjoying it? Halloween, I mean.

[maggotbone]

Well, seeing as my world discouraged it's archaic human practice for the longest time, I'm definitely planning on checking it out.

Sure. Fun might be involved.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

A perfect opportunity for knowledge, then. What's not to love? [Beat.] Do you have a costume in mind, or are we still brainstorming?

[maggotbone]

Funny that you ask, because I'm still trying to figure out how the hell you guys celebrate it here. I'm expecting witches and warlocks, and yet I run across flappers and vikings. Personally I think you guys are a little confused. Just saying.

[voice] okay I just have to do this

[notadartboard]

[no video because AHAHAHAHA yeah there's probably a tiny nosebleed]

....please tell me you're keeping the sailor outfit?

[video forever because she wants to torture him a little]

[maggotbone]

Of course. I'm keeping all of them. Except maybe the french maid. That's a little too obvious.

[She pauses and raises an eyebrow]

But I don't know... I might get bored with it after a while.

[voice] LMFAJKHD it wouldn't be right if she didn't XD

[notadartboard]

[suppressed but audible squee]

Ahahaha...well, you do have a variety, there.

[video- private]

[maggotbone]

I got carried away. But hey, it can be useful later.

It's too bad though. I have all these new toys and I don't really intend on keeping them stashed away in my closet. Guess that means you won't be the first one to have a go at 'em.

[voice, private]

[notadartboard]

[that little disappointed whine]

Just save the sailor one for me. For sentiment's sake if nothing else. I'll be back soon, I swear!

[voice, private]

[maggotbone]

Maybe I will~ Maybe I wont.

Asking me to save it for you is asking for a lot, don't you think? What do I get out of the deal~?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

"Kinky roleplay" eh? I'm not opposed to the renaming.

[maggotbone]

Honestly. It seems more accurate, right?

Maybe we ought to petition to the Mayor.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I would willingly put my name to such a petition. It is, after all, a proclamation of truth.

Are you thinking of enjoying it? Halloween, I mean.

[maggotbone]

Well, seeing as my world discouraged it's archaic human practice for the longest time, I'm definitely planning on checking it out.

Sure. Fun might be involved.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

A perfect opportunity for knowledge, then. What's not to love? [Beat.] Do you have a costume in mind, or are we still brainstorming?

[maggotbone]

Funny that you ask, because I'm still trying to figure out how the hell you guys celebrate it here. I'm expecting witches and warlocks, and yet I run across flappers and vikings. Personally I think you guys are a little confused. Just saying.