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capeandcowl2011-09-11 10:06 pm
maggotbone) wrote in capeandcowl2011-09-11 10:06 pm
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17th Memo- Video
...So something I discovered this weekend.
Wow. You guys still celebrate Halloween here. I mean, like, every store had some old school Halloween crap everywhere. To be honest, I was taken back a little bit. I was curious so I checked some things out.
[She raises various costumes that she felt compelled to purchase. Of these, a sexy cop, a nurse, a sailor, a maid. She sets them down, rolling her eyes.]
You know, at risk of sounding like complete moron of this culture, but really? I mean... why even call it Halloween? Call it "kinky role play on the streets" day, because all of these costumes at least put either my cooch or boobs on proper display. Not that I'm complaining. The sluttier the better.
[She raises one more. It's a sexy angel costume]
Kind of had to get this one just for the irony of it all.
Still. Hilarious. Once again, I must thank the City for amusing me for one more day.
No Samhain, though. That's a little bit of a let down.
Wow. You guys still celebrate Halloween here. I mean, like, every store had some old school Halloween crap everywhere. To be honest, I was taken back a little bit. I was curious so I checked some things out.
[She raises various costumes that she felt compelled to purchase. Of these, a sexy cop, a nurse, a sailor, a maid. She sets them down, rolling her eyes.]
You know, at risk of sounding like complete moron of this culture, but really? I mean... why even call it Halloween? Call it "kinky role play on the streets" day, because all of these costumes at least put either my cooch or boobs on proper display. Not that I'm complaining. The sluttier the better.
[She raises one more. It's a sexy angel costume]
Kind of had to get this one just for the irony of it all.
Still. Hilarious. Once again, I must thank the City for amusing me for one more day.
No Samhain, though. That's a little bit of a let down.
[voice, private]
[voice, private]
[voice, private]
Whether you want to be or not doesn't matter, Sanji. If it's a big enough hurricane, you will get your scrawny ass wiped out. Sorry if I don't believe you can take on a natural disaster.
[voice, private]
It's a shame you've never seen the guys I've had to fight to survive. But that's neither here nor there. A lot of pirates make the mistake of acting as though the sea is no big deal. Others fear it far too much. A wise man knows how powerful the sea can be, but doesn't cower in fear of it. He respects it, and prepares for whatever it might throw his way.
It's true I'd be a lot more confident if I had my darling Nami along, but I'm still not worried about storms.
[voice, private]
Still. Don't tell me you'll survive something that's out of control if the odds are against you. I know you can take a lot of damage, but you're not invincible.
No maybes about it. No "I've seen worse". When you say you can handle it, and if you're going to talk all big about it- if a hurricane comes your way you better make it your bitch, understand??
[voice, private]
I'm not interested in being invincible. I just have to survive long enough. I have things to do, I'm not going to give up before I've seen them through.
[voice, private]
I need to be able to adequately screw your brains out, and I'm going to want to take a couple days just doing that.
[voice, private]
Yes sir! Madame.
[voice, private]