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capeandcowl2011-10-09 09:48 pm
boozebot) wrote in capeandcowl2011-10-09 09:48 pm
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[VIDEO] ☆ 9
[Bender is sitting in his new, probably expensive office chair holding a copy of cosmos. The front cover shrieks about its 'NEW EXCLUSIVE IMPORT COLUMNIST- WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS B. R. SEXYBOT?']
As a robot of great worldly knowledge, I find it very important to read the newspaper every morning. But, strangely, this morn I did find an incredibly well written piece of journalism inside of my paper of choice. It was a piece of writing so incredibly topical and thought provoking that it put Katurian to shame. More like Suckturian!
Yes, I am talking about B. R. Sexybot and his or her amazing new column: ImPort Gossip from a Sexy Source!
[He coughs a little, unfolding out the paper to read the text out loud with a dramatic flair.]
'Catman: What Sort of Meat Does He Really Prefer?' I think that story is relevant to many people around here, really.
'Mayor Hundred: Giant Idiot? Yes!' Well, that one doesn't need explanation.
And, of course, the ever popular 'Hot or Not' list!
[He holds the list up to the camera, with the 'Hot' end of the spectrum consisting of Bender, GLaDOS and Tony Stark, whilst the 'Not' end consists of Edward Nygma and Zoidberg. Pretty much every other notable person falls somewhere in the middle, so feel free to ask Bender where your character places.]
Oh my goodness! What intelligent writer put me, Bender, at the top of the 'Hot or Not' list? And right next to GLaDOS as well-- Say, what does this say?
[He points to the small caption underneath GLaDOS' name- 'Sexy new arrival to the City, it looks like sparks could fly between her and our favorite swarthy Latino genius, Bender! This columnist totally supports them doing it!!']
Gee! I think everyone should buy this amazing piece of Pulitzer standard journalism, since it's so great. I just wonder who the writer is... Oh well! I guess it'll remain a sexy mystery.
As a robot of great worldly knowledge, I find it very important to read the newspaper every morning. But, strangely, this morn I did find an incredibly well written piece of journalism inside of my paper of choice. It was a piece of writing so incredibly topical and thought provoking that it put Katurian to shame. More like Suckturian!
Yes, I am talking about B. R. Sexybot and his or her amazing new column: ImPort Gossip from a Sexy Source!
[He coughs a little, unfolding out the paper to read the text out loud with a dramatic flair.]
'Catman: What Sort of Meat Does He Really Prefer?' I think that story is relevant to many people around here, really.
'Mayor Hundred: Giant Idiot? Yes!' Well, that one doesn't need explanation.
And, of course, the ever popular 'Hot or Not' list!
[He holds the list up to the camera, with the 'Hot' end of the spectrum consisting of Bender, GLaDOS and Tony Stark, whilst the 'Not' end consists of Edward Nygma and Zoidberg. Pretty much every other notable person falls somewhere in the middle, so feel free to ask Bender where your character places.]
Oh my goodness! What intelligent writer put me, Bender, at the top of the 'Hot or Not' list? And right next to GLaDOS as well-- Say, what does this say?
[He points to the small caption underneath GLaDOS' name- 'Sexy new arrival to the City, it looks like sparks could fly between her and our favorite swarthy Latino genius, Bender! This columnist totally supports them doing it!!']
Gee! I think everyone should buy this amazing piece of Pulitzer standard journalism, since it's so great. I just wonder who the writer is... Oh well! I guess it'll remain a sexy mystery.