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capeandcowl2011-10-21 03:39 pm
donttasemebro) wrote in capeandcowl2011-10-21 03:39 pm
00001100 [text] - the best part of 'porting up is partial repowerment in your cup
[For the technopaths of the network, these upcoming few milliseconds might feel a little like watching a man suddenly wake up behind the steering wheel of a moving car and then frantically attempt to maneuver it to a stop. A car which is not only not his, not only a model several decades older than his own personal ride and lacking all the automatic transmission and anti-lock brakes and such that he is used to, but which also has much higher horsepower than anything he has ever driven before.]
[For everyone else mercifully not experiencing this tortured automotive metaphor, you just get this simple, completely public, single word text post: ]
fuck
[ooc: Bruno is back! And has his technopathy for the first time in-City! ... except that he's still not a robot again yet so it feels kind of different. Oh, and for those who like to creeper on network ID#s, this one technically isn't new.]
[For everyone else mercifully not experiencing this tortured automotive metaphor, you just get this simple, completely public, single word text post: ]
fuck
[ooc: Bruno is back! And has his technopathy for the first time in-City! ... except that he's still not a robot again yet so it feels kind of different. Oh, and for those who like to creeper on network ID#s, this one technically isn't new.]
[permatext and permathisface]
maybe he really is drunk.]
I mean I do not understand what you typed.
[Let's just.... ignore the fact that she's........... a cartoon. For now. Uh.]
(troll)
Well that's silly. Why would I need to excuse you for that?
(bah)
[...................... Okay he can't hold it in any longer.]
You look odd.
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[There is a pause as she looks at herself, then grins.]
Oh yeah! I'm a pony - that's not really usual around here. I keep forgetting. Man, you guys are all the weird ones around here. Do you live in there?
[A gigantic pink flash-animated hoof descends to poke at the communicator aga-]
k,.j,
k,ghy7k,lu/;8
[Maybe half a minute later things switch back to video again. She is wearing a very :/ sort of expression.]
These things really aren't hoof-friendly.
Anyway. Is this like a letter or something or do you live in there? I keep on meaning to ask!
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Also just. What.]
[... Well okay, at least he knows what the keyboardsmash was about now. Baby steps.]
No, I do not.
This is a text-message. I suppose you could say it is like a letter.
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[What is this conversation.]
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... or are books letters here too?
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[Uh.]
Where are you from?
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Why are you only talking via text message anyway? Can- can you not talk or something? Because there was this one time that I toooootally thought that I'd been cursed because my tongue got all swollen like ahhhhhhhhh-
[-sticking out her tongue to illustrate-]
am iit hab boo fpotf ah obah iit ab i cobed talf af ah or I mean I could but nopony could understand me! It was terrible!
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And I am a very private person.
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[She seems decidedly concerned at this prospect.]
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[He kind of wonders why he's still even replying, but on the other hand he knows he would feel bad somehow if he outright lied or left her hanging at this point.
That and she is setting off his "cute things" weakness.]I am not currently in a position to cultivate close friendships.
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[8( concerned little unhappy shocked ponyface here before settling more firmly into a sort of concerned determination.]
Nonononononono, everypony needs friends! I- I mean-
[CANNOT EVEN FIND THE WORDS]
That'd be so lonely! And nopony likes to be lonely, it's sad! A-and- and lonely! Everypony needs friends, to talk to, and to laugh with, and have fun with! I mean- Twilight loves to study, but even she can't do it all the time!
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It is not something that I want.
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But-
But-
But friends are the ones who pull you back up when you're feeling down and who you laugh with and they help you out when you need help! And without other friends to laugh with you it's not even fun to have fun! Fun is something to be shared!
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It it not something that I would have chosen if there were any other option.
I know what it is to have bonds with people.
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