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capeandcowl2011-12-21 05:45 am
soulbonder) wrote in capeandcowl2011-12-21 05:45 am
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observation six; voice
It seems that with the inclusion of eight hours sleep in my schedule, time moves distressingly fast. I did not know two weeks could pass so quickly! In order to make up for this lost time, I will address several matters at once. [efficiency! ... or so he thinks anyway]
Why do humans of this Earth celebrate a holiday about a very strange imPort?
Jesus Christ, I do not appreciate your cat image attachments and it is rude to force your bizarre human holidays onto me. While I may have asked [forced] Yuma to purchase a dead pine tree to decorate with many bright lights and colorful round bulbs, it was because they were quite pretty and did not have much to do with your horribly hairy, four-legged abominations. To be honest I am reluctant to fully partake in your holiday and would appreciate it that you never send me another e-mail again.
[clears this throat] Now, onto other matters...
On November 27th, ten cards were scattered across the City. A friend of mine managed to reclaim some of them. It is of utmost importance that anyone who possesses these cards return them to me immediately.
They are dangerous. I'm aware that it is strange that something so simple could cause such devastation, but they are more than just cards.
They are pieces of my memory.
They bind to Duelists and amplify the desires in their heart; it's logical they take the form of an object only a Duelist yields.
What happened that week far exceeded my expectations. I never thought they were capable of mutating inanimate objects. I also did not know their influence could be so widespread. If you or anyone else were acting strangely during that period, it is extremely likely to be due to them.
I've been informed there are more Duelists in this world, much more than I originally thought. I urge you not handle them. While it is possible to overcome their influence on your own, such instances are rare. In my current state, I do not have power necessary to extract them from your body should they bind to you.
They are black cards and written in my native language. If you have one, Yuma will be the one to reclaim them. [translation: it is cold and I don't want to, so I'm going to make the person I threw out a window go instead]
[a beat, if you think the feed will end here you are so wrong]
...How can I make my hair stand up straight again? It continues to fall into my face, and it is very distracting.
Why do humans of this Earth celebrate a holiday about a very strange imPort?
Jesus Christ, I do not appreciate your cat image attachments and it is rude to force your bizarre human holidays onto me. While I may have asked [
[clears this throat] Now, onto other matters...
On November 27th, ten cards were scattered across the City. A friend of mine managed to reclaim some of them. It is of utmost importance that anyone who possesses these cards return them to me immediately.
They are dangerous. I'm aware that it is strange that something so simple could cause such devastation, but they are more than just cards.
They are pieces of my memory.
They bind to Duelists and amplify the desires in their heart; it's logical they take the form of an object only a Duelist yields.
What happened that week far exceeded my expectations. I never thought they were capable of mutating inanimate objects. I also did not know their influence could be so widespread. If you or anyone else were acting strangely during that period, it is extremely likely to be due to them.
I've been informed there are more Duelists in this world, much more than I originally thought. I urge you not handle them. While it is possible to overcome their influence on your own, such instances are rare. In my current state, I do not have power necessary to extract them from your body should they bind to you.
They are black cards and written in my native language. If you have one, Yuma will be the one to reclaim them. [translation: it is cold and I don't want to, so I'm going to make the person I threw out a window go instead]
[a beat, if you think the feed will end here you are so wrong]
...How can I make my hair stand up straight again? It continues to fall into my face, and it is very distracting.
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And you know what that sound is
that is
the bathroom door opening
and a flapping of tiny adorable wings
and a mewling sort of tora.
yep.]
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SUCK IT, ASTRAL.]
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AND GUESS WHOSE APARTMENT THIS IS
AND THUS HAS FINAL SAY ON WHO GETS TO GO WHERE
YOU ARE GOING TO GET USED TO BABY TRAGON KITTY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT MISTER.]
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[glances over]
Isn't it obvious? She wants you to pet her.
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will that stop baby tragon (does she even have a name)]
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Tough!
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Yuma glances back over his shoulder, and -- disappointed in you, Astral -- snaps his fingers twice. Baby Tragon shoots Astral another BUT WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME look before bounding Yuma's way. It's a little awkward crouching down on one leg, but far enough down and she jumps right onto his cast, clambers up the rest of his arm, and butts her head against his face.]
Don't mind him, he's just a scaredy-cat.
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Yuma resumes whatever the hell it was he was doing -- with very quiet tora tora toras being echoed back and forth between them. Like someone meowing at their cat.]
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They even have synchronized blinking.]
You? Like what?