http://sh-consulting.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sh-consulting.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-01-05 10:46 am

Case File 006: text. petulant, petulant text. forward dated to the afternoon.

[Well someone is at home sulking up a storm.]

Considering the rash of port-outs over the last few weeks, as we have endlessly been reminded of, I am interested in collecting any hard data that you happen to have on them. Therefore, name, approximate date and time of port out, relationship with poster, etc. Please also include whether or not you, or the person ported, have had any extra dealings with the Porter.


I am taking cases again. My new office is here: [the address of his house]. Interesting cases only.


To those that were sending case inquiries to my colleague John Watson: it will be necessary to forward them directly to me for the foreseeable future.

not here.

[identity profile] crucifriction.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SORRY ABOUT YOUR "PARTNER" BRO

IN QUOTES ]

the most not here.

[identity profile] crucifriction.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ UH

COME AT ME, BRO ]

all the not heres

[identity profile] crucifriction.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HA HA

forever laughing at your self-pitying text ]

well. okay.

[identity profile] crucifriction.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ heh

so i am sane enough to go to prison and not nohope!!

that's what you're saying ]

uh...

[identity profile] crucifriction.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well w/e

law is for suckers ]