Case File 006: text. petulant, petulant text. forward dated to the afternoon.

[sh-consulting.livejournal.com]

[Well someone is at home sulking up a storm.]

Considering the rash of port-outs over the last few weeks, as we have endlessly been reminded of, I am interested in collecting any hard data that you happen to have on them. Therefore, name, approximate date and time of port out, relationship with poster, etc. Please also include whether or not you, or the person ported, have had any extra dealings with the Porter.


I am taking cases again. My new office is here: [the address of his house]. Interesting cases only.


To those that were sending case inquiries to my colleague John Watson: it will be necessary to forward them directly to me for the foreseeable future.

Comments

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[oxfordian]

I am inclined, in a very human way, to disagree with you.

But I suppose you know the situation much better than myself. I cannot offer anything.

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[sh-consulting.livejournal.com]

[It's a few hours before he answers.]

You wouldn't need to read my mind, Charles.

You've yet to see my Christmas present from the Porter.

Though I'm sure you would find it amusing.

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[oxfordian]

I'm sorry?


Christmas present?

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[sh-consulting.livejournal.com]

Since I brought back, I can now project my thoughts.

Constantly.

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[oxfordian]

[ Welp, this response takes a while. ]

Oh--

My God. That is rather stunning, isn't it?

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[sh-consulting.livejournal.com]

If by stunning you mean completely and utterly annoying and worthless--

then yes.

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[oxfordian]

It sounds rather like my own mutation, in a sense.

I think it is intriguing. You need more intrigue in your life, don't you?

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[sh-consulting.livejournal.com]

I need intriguing cases, not infuriating complications.

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[oxfordian]

Ah, right. Of course. Has it done you any harm, yet?