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[ Felicia's sitting a table in a black sweat shirt, her long hair pulled back in a ponytail. She looks at the screen, sucking on the end of the pen in her hand contemplatively. ]

I've been thinking. Between sitting around the house and attending black tie political affairs, a girl hardly has much to occupy herself with these days. I just hate when I don't go out -- I'm sure plenty of you can sympathize. I need a change in routine. [ Because what she does at night is her private life, k. She swishes her hair. ]

So. Does anyone need a research assistant? Serious offers only.

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You forget that I like it hot.

Granted. But what are your feelings on the ukulele?

You aren't going to play one, are you?

No, that'd be you. Aw, come on, that movie's a classic -- you really haven't seen it?

Did I just become your partner in a comedy routine? Beginning to think it's a relief you can't afford me.

No, the comedy routine is Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon. You're Marilyn in this scenario.

[Tsking.] I can't believe you haven't seen Some Like It Hot! We're going to have to fix this, missy.

Edited 2012-01-30 00:38 (UTC)

So long as it involves Marilyn, I'm willing to listen.

Short version: Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon dress in drag to infiltrate Marilyn's all-girl touring musical group so they can hide from the mob.

It's a comedy classic.

If I'm supposed to be Marilyn, doesn't that mean you should be in a dress?

I'm very self-conscious about my legs. You wouldn't want to give me a complex, would you?

Like you don't already show them off at every turn.

I think you may be mistaking me for someone else.

Maybe you should invest in a baggier costume.

[BLATANT ENCRYPTION.]

Felicia.

[ She sighs. ]

Sorry.

It's fine. I don't think anyone had time to see.

[Beat.]

But if anyone I know gets kidnapped you are so on the hook for helping me get them back.

Aye-aye, captain. Anyway, I could have been talking about Halloween.

You really think someone like Doctor Doom would buy that?

"Costume" can mean a lot of things. Or a lot of people.

Yeah, well, Peter Parker is a little too closely associated with one particular costume already. I don't need to give anyone more fuel for the obvious fire.

Edited 2012-02-06 00:13 (UTC)