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[shotyoudeadbang]

[A haze of smoke greets the screen, before it shifts and the consistently disdainful face of Floyd Lawton shows up and moves to the center.]

Hey. Computer lady. Leechitis, or whatever your name is.

I don't know if this is because you shorted out all our comms and are glitchin' somethin' fierce, but here's a hint. The shark wasn't the right one.


Nothin' personal, Shark. I was just rootin' for the hot broad that liked to bang me all the time.


[Yeah, that's why. It's not like he MISSES Jeannette or anything. Caring's for idiots, y'know.]

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[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Alice too, but mainly Scandal. She always treated me good.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Yeah.

Better than any of us deserved.

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[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

She kinda' reminded me of my mom...I don't mean with the claws and, ya' know, all the decapitatin' and disembowelin' she did. I mean the nice stuff.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Still can't picture you with parents.

You always been a Shark-Man, or were you a shark that got all dude?

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[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

I was born like this.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

Your mom a shark god, too? Or just some kinda shark choir girl?

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[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Island girl.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

...

Your mom's a regular chick who banged a shark god.

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[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Didn't ask details.

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[shotyoudeadbang]

...

Go figure. Shark's got more sense than I do.