capeandcowl | 032 → Voice

Well, it's funny how quickly time flies when you're having fun, isn't it? [ Oh there's so much sarcasm there. He's had such a great week. Actually, there's a pretty annoyed edge to his tone. ]

I want to thank eveyrone who's stayed calm over the past week and a half. The way the community's pulled together has been really inspiring. I know I can't speak on a national scale, or even a state-wide scale [ :( ] but I can assure you that as a city, we're going to make sure that we have procedures in place, and that we can do everything we can to ensure both the safety of both the natives, and you. If anyone has any suggestions, my brand new communicator's on, and my door's open, so I'd be happy to entertain any ideas.

That being said, please remember that the authorities are out there to help you, and if you suspect something shitty's going down, I'd encourage you to report it to the people you trust the most, as well as the police.

[ A small pause. He taps a pen on the table. ]

Stay safe out there, and let's pray we're overreacting.

[ ENCRYPTED TO JAMES BOND ]

The song from the fucking bodyguard, you shithead?

[ /End encryption ]

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At least it shows I think about you...

But what the fuck are you thinking about me!?

That you might enjoy a serenade.

What about me says to you that I'm a music lover?

I imagine you've conversed with many stereos in your time.

Yes, and I've spoken with plenty of other things, too! I talk to stoves, but that doesn't make me a food lover!

Are you being ungrateful?

I don't know about ungrateful, but Jesus Christ, I don't get why this even came to you! Why not Zee? Or I don't know, the secretarial pool?

Because the song choice wouldn't make so much sense then. [Duh.]

There are no holes in that logic.

I'm glad you understand.

I was thinking about getting a card and some chocolates too...

I'm glad to didn't get them.

Oh, shut up and just be thankful that someone bothered to think about you.

It's Valentine's Day, not boss's day! James, I don't favor the holiday, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but...

When does anyone ever do anything for you?

I don't--

Shit, I don't know, but I don't need it, either!

Oh, please, drop the lone wolf act. That's my job.

I'm not trying to be a lone fucking wolf, James! I'm just saying that I don't need people to do things for me.

It's just a fucking thought.

[ He is so uncomfortable right now :( ]

Fine. Thank you. For the thought.

It's the last sodding time I bother to think of you.

[Just gonna sulk now.]

James--

[ Fuck ]

The thought was appreciated, I just--

It's fucking Valentine's Day! Why couldn't you have just hired someone to sing me happy birthday this year?

When is your birthday?

You didn't--

October 19th!

Oh.

Well, that's quite a way away. You needed something before then.

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