001ℰJubilee

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoaaa! Hold on just a minute! Man, this is totally not cool - so not cool at all. I mean, okay, I get that you have a problem and I'm more than willing to help, but it's totally uncool to, like, pull a person from her personal life without proper talk and invitation. Back when I was part of the X-Men, people were decent enough to at least give a phone call, yeah? I mean, come on, it's not that hard to pick up the phone and ask, like, "Hey, Jubes, how ya' doing? Good? So, hey, listen, I have a proposition for you..." etcetera, etcetera, all that bureaucratic bull and I'd be more than willing to help. Now I don't have a choice!

Man, I had plans! Big plans! I was going to be this great actress - waaaay better than Julia Roberts, even. Now, I'm like, stuck here.

So, anyway, anyone wanna fill in this girl how do things work around here? I mean, asides from the world pulling, I get the whole Portal systems (not get get, but I had my share of playing around with them), but the whole thing that's going on here.

Comments

[sisterfelicity]

You can still try to get famous here!

I'm pretty new myself, but from what I've figured out, we just do what he said - hero around. Beat up bug monsters.

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Well, duh! But it's hard to get a decent agent. Not that mine was... But, the point is, at least I actually had one.

I'm not new at this superhero stuff! After all, I was part of the X-Men and stuff.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

iron man's a dick

but at the very least his 'BE A HERO' thing has zero legal standing and you can fuck around all you want and he can't do shit about it

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Well, the Tin Man's just kinda frowny. Like this: >:[ (He probably just wants a hug or something.)

Well, being a hero is nothing new to me. I was part of the X-Men. I got experience. And I guess I graduated from Gen X, but I dunno for sure. Hm.

[voice]

[ahhmahgawd]

Jubilee?!

[ voice ]

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Sammy?

[voice]

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

[shouted omg.]

Jubes? Jubes? Jubilee?!

[ voice ]

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

IS THAT YOU KITTY??!

[voice] joining the jubilee train

[heavymetalclaws.livejournal.com]

Jubilee.

[ voice ] 1/2

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

[ Loooooooooooooooooooong silence ]

[ voice ]

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

[ He better not have headphones on. ]

LOGAN!!

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Yeah, hey, mutant chick. Apparently there's some guy who wants to like, I don't know, eat mutant brains or somethin' running around here. You might not wanna belt your name out like that, y'know?

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Oh, bah! What's new? I've met a dozen of guys like those through out my life. I'm no newbie, mutant chick #2.

[xf-shatterstar.livejournal.com]

Another one who was with the X-Men. Though I wish it was under better circumstances, it's good to see another familiar face around.

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Good to see someone who can recognize a popular girl like me.

[sir-warrior.livejournal.com]

There are lots of villains, but it sounds as if you'd be able to handle them. There's also people trying to form a new legal system.

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Villains, schmillains. I have got some experience.

[meowminx]

I'm guessing you're Jubilee, you were part of the X-Men, and you know Kitty and Logan.

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

I sure do. Who are you?

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

You were one of the X-Men?

Soooo. Does that make you one of Kitty's friends?

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

Damn right I was, and even got sent to a particular mansion to practice with my pafs.

Yeah! Kitty's my homie, if you get my drift. Who are you?

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

I like, totally gotcha girl. I mean, like, Iron Man? Totally, like, out of his head, blown his mind crazy. Like, it's all "I am a big super hero and I get to say what you get to do even though you've got powers too because I have a giant suit of metal and am a big dumbass", which is totally not cool except that he's all creepy ninja and hiding out. I don't think anyone's ever, like, met him outside of, like that first time you get into the city.

LAME.

I bet he's really horribly ugly underneath that suit and he, like, hides out to keep people from pointing and screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S A MONSTER" or something.

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

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[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

You know, you'd think he'd have hit an upward limit at this point. How many people do you think will satisfy his kidnapping fetish before he stops?

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

He's a pervert, I'm gonna paf his ass!

[ Voice; ]

[bythreadalone.livejournal.com]

Tell me you still do birthday parties, Jubilee.

[ Voice; ]

[razzledazzlee.livejournal.com]

[ As said to Logan, step away from the speakers/headphones ]

SPIDEY!!