goryteller: (what I can take)
Katurian Katurian ([personal profile] goryteller) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-02-15 02:06 pm

twenty-five. video. backdated to late last night.

[The feed is filled with the sound of heavy breathing. Then choked laughter. Then the video snaps on.]

I'm so fucking bored today, City. What should I do?

[Something has snapped quite palpably in the man who was playing with shadow puppets only days before. The feed is focused on his face, on his manic eyes and disheveled hair. He's rocking on a chair that isn't meant to rock.]

I know. I know what I'll do. I'll kill someone!

[He stops rocking. Drums his fingers on the bottom of the seat.]

Maybe I'll blow up a hospital, show that off. Maybe I'll kidnap a bunch of other fucking imports, tie them to chairs, torture them, and broadcast their sorry, knife-ridden bodies to the network. Maybe I'll shoot a child in cold blood, you little bastard. [He affects, quite accurately, Ladd's accent.] Torture with spells. Slash throats. Decapitate. Trick people into solving madlibs and then beat them to death with sticks. Kidnap people weaker than me and cut into their heads ahah-ha--

[His breaths dissolve into something like the beginning of tears hitch hitch hitch and then spits into laughter instead. He drags his hands over his face. His voice is a frail whisper:]

Oh my God. You monsters.
bringerofwar: (dodging jack's smelly feet)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
It clearly didn't affect you at all.
maskurbates: (Pimpin' ain't easy)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
We already established my annoyance at having to move out.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563651)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Life sure is hard.
maskurbates: (Better to be feared than loved)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you patronize Edward a little more? He doesn't appreciate it as much as I do, and I know how much you enjoy that.
bringerofwar: (Default)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
He's having some kind of spaz attack. I almost feel bad.
maskurbates: (Ring ring for reals)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
All because I accused him of sending a guy to his death. What a guilty conscience, jeez.
bringerofwar: (oh hey worst enemy what's up)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's downright suspicious.
maskurbates: (Ok I'll talk)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not Skrull suspicious, but definitely I sent Andy Bernard to his death on purpose suspicious.
bringerofwar: (angie is hilarious)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
What song was it?
maskurbates: (Excuse me?)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Never Gonna Give You Up".
bringerofwar: (the deadest eyes)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 06:04 am (UTC)(link)








Oh, he is just the worst kind of person.
maskurbates: (Ring ring facepalm)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Why has it taken you this long to realize that.
bringerofwar: (:|b)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
I was giving him the benefit of the doubt. [no he wasn't]
maskurbates: (Not your problem anymore)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
...you don't do that for me.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563711)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well you're special, Roman.
maskurbates: (Srsly u guise?)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nygma yapped your ear off about me, didn't he.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563723)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
No, that asshole was fucking useless. I've seen your work.
maskurbates: (Who's awesome? You're awesome)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
You just don't know how to finesse the information out of him.

[so smug]
bringerofwar: (pic#1563709)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-16 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
You always try so hard to change the subject.
maskurbates: (Pimps up hos down)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-16 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm barely trying, Midnighter.