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[boogiewoogiebugleboy]

I hope that people are trying their best to stay calm. The mayor's office is doing everything we can to make sure tha-

[In the background there's a cheery woman's voice: Happy Birthday, Blue!]

Oh, thank you, I mean you really didn't have t-

Is that a cake?

[a pause]

Oh th-

[Another pause]

I'm going out to get coffee, we ran out.