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[smilelikeaknife]

Leap day.

How many of you will leap?

Try this:

I'll answer one question, if you ask it properly, and providing it isn't offensively stupid.

Think carefully. I'm not burdened by time, and the next time I pay attention to mortal calendar affairs may be few and far between.

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[doubleoohbaby]

Dare I ask why, without giving up my one question?

[smilelikeaknife]

No.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh.

Well. Will you go out to dinner with me?

[smilelikeaknife]

Where would you take me?

[doubleoohbaby]

Where would you like? Somewhere expensive? Somewhere quaint? Somewhere like my house?

[smilelikeaknife]

All my focus on you?

That's either very brave or very stupid.

[doubleoohbaby]

Can't it be both?

IDK why I didn't get this notif :|

[smilelikeaknife]

It can.

idkidk

[doubleoohbaby]

There you go then.

If you're not interested, then don't bother. I don't exactly need the company.

[smilelikeaknife]

Let's not pretend that need and want are even remotely related.

[doubleoohbaby]

Or want it. I was merely asking out of concern for your own entertainment.

[smilelikeaknife]

Don't lie.

[doubleoohbaby]

You going to accept the offer or not?

[smilelikeaknife]

Didn't I say yes?

[doubleoohbaby]

You have now.

[smilelikeaknife]

A question used.

Congratulations.

[doubleoohbaby]

I used several for that.

[smilelikeaknife]

They were really all the same question.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm not arguing.