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[smilelikeaknife]

Leap day.

How many of you will leap?

Try this:

I'll answer one question, if you ask it properly, and providing it isn't offensively stupid.

Think carefully. I'm not burdened by time, and the next time I pay attention to mortal calendar affairs may be few and far between.

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[smilelikeaknife]

Are you bothered?

[enigmaestro]

No, you are free to your other enjoyments.

As I am free to mine.

[smilelikeaknife]

Are you asking for a measure of freedom?

[enigmaestro]

There is no asking with you.

[smilelikeaknife]

Are you implying that you are telling me?

[enigmaestro]

Absolutely not.

I'm implying that I'm taking what I want, which is hardly a cry from my usual habits.

[smilelikeaknife]

And I was in such a good mood.

I have something you'll want more.

[enigmaestro]

Oh no, I singlehandedly ruined your good mood.

Do you now.

[smilelikeaknife]

Did I lie?

[enigmaestro]

You didn't ring false.

[smilelikeaknife]

Then don't make stupid comments.

[enigmaestro]

And here I thought you appreciated eye-for-an-eye concepts. A stupid comment for a stupid comment.

[smilelikeaknife]

I appreciate you when you're actually a challenge, instead of a dog begging to be brought to heel.

[enigmaestro]

Do you not think I realize that? Or is this too subtle a move? Both are rhetorical questions, by the way, I'm not looking for you to answer them.

I'm just being pleasant, Desire. And yes, I know that bores you.

[smilelikeaknife]

You've spent far too much time with teenagers, Edward.

[enigmaestro]

I have an investment.

[smilelikeaknife]

[And now Desire just laughs]

[enigmaestro]

You're already in a good mood again, how resilient.

[smilelikeaknife]

You could say that.

[enigmaestro]

Maybe I should put in overtime.

[smilelikeaknife]

It wouldn't serve a purpose.

[enigmaestro]

True, there's no need to perfect a perfect method.

[smilelikeaknife]

You're boring. Say something entertaining, or say goodbye, Edward.

[enigmaestro]

Falsehood.

You still don't understand me. Oh, you certainly think you do, but you're wrong.

[smilelikeaknife]

Bye-bye.