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[smilelikeaknife]

Leap day.

How many of you will leap?

Try this:

I'll answer one question, if you ask it properly, and providing it isn't offensively stupid.

Think carefully. I'm not burdened by time, and the next time I pay attention to mortal calendar affairs may be few and far between.

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[voice]

[latveria]

Why would you pay attention to the calendar now, if it affects you so little?

[voice]

[smilelikeaknife]

Because some days I feel generous.

[latveria]

Than way not declare this act of generosity as it is, purely random.

[smilelikeaknife]

One question.

[latveria]

That limits opportunity for conversation.

[smilelikeaknife]

Your idiocy when it comes to conversation is not my problem.

[latveria]

I have infinite patience for creatures of benign irritation and yet I find you most trying.

[smilelikeaknife]

Then I recommend reworking your definition of infinite.

[latveria]

The act of trying patience is not the same as exceeding it.