011 -- voice;

[conflagrations]

I just wanted to tell everyone that I'm in love with Jessica Drew. Seriously, she's the best thing that ever happened to me. Before she came along I'd never even dated a girl for more than like, a week tops but Jess is different. I actually like being with her. Seriously, I'd marry her if we were older and not...you know, here. In this place.

[ there's an awkward pause because oh man why did he say that. ]

So yeah. Just so everyone knows, that's the deal.

Comments

[invisibly]

That sounds like a reasonable plan.

Or you two could always come over to my place. It's big. And fancy.

[candidly]

I like big and fancy.

[invisibly]

That settles it, then.

[candidly]

Awesome.