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ᴍᴀᴅɪsᴏɴ ᴊᴇғғʀɪᴇs. ( box ) ([personal profile] ex_engineers208) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-03-10 06:07 pm

two □ video.

[ there's madison, sitting cross-legged amidst the refuse-cluttered maintenence room of the xavier insitute. his hands are up in the air, assembling and reforming a floating, revolving mess of scrap into pipes and wires and setting them down beside them. after a minute of concentration, he speaks. ]

Okay. So, I guess I've been kinda scatterbrained lately. After arrivin' and all and then I got a position and then McCoy went and did the... y'know, the nobly leapin' into the jaws of the law-ion thing. It's all been a big old sensory overload. A-and I've been getting 'Nam flashbacks and bad dreams again. So... yeah. Ha ha.

[ awkward three minutes of silence, chewing his lip while working. then: ]

Not that this is particularly relevant or, well. I sorta-kinda hate it when like, people act all knee-buckin' shocked when their electronics or appliances go all kaput on them after what amounts to systematic abuse. [ his voice takes a slight electrical fuzz when he cranes his neck back in the direction of a microwave in the background. ] No, you're not broken, little guy. It's okay to need a lil' bit of help.

But, yeah. They throw a fit when its transformer comes all undone―I don't want you givin' up on me―after they, I dunno, shove a cellphone in there for shits an' giggles. Maybe if they were the mean type... crickets? Gerbils? A tiny baby in, aaa, a luchador mask out of tinfoil and spoons strapped to their feet? [ a minute passes. he furrows his eyebrows. ] Sorry, I just forgot what I was talkin' about.
bullseye: >hit-monkey 1 (oh the sweet sound of suffocation)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-11 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I got a video of it--check it out, tell me what you think.

[attached is microwavedemon.mpeg for madison's viewing pleasure]
bullseye: >thunderbolts 110 (i love ice pops)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-11 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HEAR THAT, MICROWAVE? YOUR BUDDY MADISON DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU!!
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (so then i said)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-11 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well it definitely heard you saying it's not real.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (YES HELLO??)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-11 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[holding his breath and pressing the comm to his head, straining to listen for signs of life--]
bullseye: >thunderbolts 126 (girl you smell like waffle fries)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
So, what do you do, Mads? Besides fuck microwaves, I mean.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (and for my next trick)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-11 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Toasters, whatever.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (HI HI THERE HI HOW ARE YOU HI)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-11 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't what? You don't work? Just fiddle with your VCR all day?
bullseye: >thunderbolts 112 (god's only friend)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-11 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
As the maintenance guy.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (i love lollipops too)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-12 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
That mean you're a mutant too? Or just a fake mutant?
bullseye: >hit-monkey 3 (more of a louis prima guy)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
You know, one of them poser mutants.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (my impression of norms and the president)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
So when your microwave finally rebels against the abuse, it's gonna take out the Institute first.

Cool.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (silly fool i'm a pitcher)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-03-12 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Retarded and schizo? How does that work?

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