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[waspishly]

This Porter bitch has got a tight ass. She won't let you breach no matter how much foreplay you give her.

Ever think this could all just be a teenage kids wet dream? A matted and smeared comic book, pages stuck together after one too many fap attacks gracing it's ink.

Fucking beautiful.|

[And anyone replying may or may not notice a certain little hacker gently probing into their comms with well practised hacking and clumsily done (possibly unintentional) technopathy, difficult to track, but not if you know what you're looking for.]

Comments

[waspishly]

oh

[bullseye]

yep

[waspishly]

motherfucker

[bullseye]

undoubtedly

[waspishly]

carry on then

[Lmao, welp guess who's going to try and hack the shit out of Bullseye from now on.]

[bullseye]

thanks for the go ahead DAD

[c:]

[waspishly]

[Expect random and adorable kitten videos to pop up at the most inopportune of times if she succeeds kthx :|]

just be gentle

[bullseye]

[it will be glorious!!]

no promises hehe

[waspishly]

right

[Hanging up. Ugh why does she attract all the psychos :c]