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[waspishly]

This Porter bitch has got a tight ass. She won't let you breach no matter how much foreplay you give her.

Ever think this could all just be a teenage kids wet dream? A matted and smeared comic book, pages stuck together after one too many fap attacks gracing it's ink.

Fucking beautiful.|

[And anyone replying may or may not notice a certain little hacker gently probing into their comms with well practised hacking and clumsily done (possibly unintentional) technopathy, difficult to track, but not if you know what you're looking for.]

Comments

the sexiest of threesomes

[waspishly]

it means curious fuckers get stung

so shut the fuck up

ooh ms salander ooh

[dazzlingyou]

I can handle a wasp's sting. [ The question is can you handle a vampire bite to your neck you petulant little text person!! ]

ooh edward don't cry in the icecream

[waspishly]

lol

you're so badass

[Bring it, sparkly goth boy.]

HE'S NOT CRYING. IT'S JUST RAINING. ON HIS FACE.

[dazzlingyou]

I refuse to finish this foolish conversation with you if you can't maintain some maturity.

he's making a lasagne for one?

[waspishly]

don't go. i think i love you

n-no!!!!!

[dazzlingyou]

Love isn't a word you should throw around like that. [ And he disconnects the feed. Because RUDE. ]

oh :c

[waspishly]

[Quietly loling to herself after he's gone. There are so many people here she already wants to stalk. :|]