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This Porter bitch has got a tight ass. She won't let you breach no matter how much foreplay you give her.

Ever think this could all just be a teenage kids wet dream? A matted and smeared comic book, pages stuck together after one too many fap attacks gracing it's ink.

Fucking beautiful.|

[And anyone replying may or may not notice a certain little hacker gently probing into their comms with well practised hacking and clumsily done (possibly unintentional) technopathy, difficult to track, but not if you know what you're looking for.]

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what a bitch

You're telling me.

he needs a real woman

And that woman is you, I bet.

fuck no. but i suppose i'd do

Then I'll wish you luck. No offense, but you're going to need it. I've never met someone better at dodging the bullet than him.

i'm not going to chase him to have sex. i'm going to get more fucking movies out of him

Well good luck with that one. I can't imagine it'll be worse than those awful prequels, at least.

we could have han solo prequels. don't deny you want that

I'd be a monster to not want that.

it will be fucking beautiful. nerds everywhere will cream themselves

Not even a day here and you're already on your way to being the richest person here.

it's all about understanding the masses

I make a decent living off of being a magician. You don't need to tell me that.

what sort of magic?

And here I assumed you were a hacker.

i was being polite

[Lmao Lisbeth is never polite.]

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