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This Porter bitch has got a tight ass. She won't let you breach no matter how much foreplay you give her.

Ever think this could all just be a teenage kids wet dream? A matted and smeared comic book, pages stuck together after one too many fap attacks gracing it's ink.

Fucking beautiful.|

[And anyone replying may or may not notice a certain little hacker gently probing into their comms with well practised hacking and clumsily done (possibly unintentional) technopathy, difficult to track, but not if you know what you're looking for.]

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can you not?

Hey, I'm just letting you know what you're getting into.

you sound like the porter

Hardly, she's more chaotic. I won't try to overload you if you try and get in.

very thoughtful of you

I like to keep my fellow man in mind.

and woman?

Triply for the women.

wow

What?

really?

What can I say? I'm a fan.

even fat chicks?

That depends on the woman. Exceptional women are more likely to catch my attention.

exceptional in what way?

Are you my new personal dating service? Talented, brilliant, beautiful. There's no blanket statement.

do you like walks in the park?

Not really. I'm not a nature guy.

might rust up your suit

There's that as well, of course.

it looks pretty retarded anyway

Function over form, and I'm very functional.

making up for a lack of function elsewhere

If you'd like to find out otherwise, I think that could be arranged.

i'd rather wrap myself in the porters sweet sweet circuits

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